The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 192

John · 03-12-2007, 02:19 PM

Sheldonrs · 03-12-2007, 04:13 PM

What wine does one serve with horse?

The beer would have to be Colt 45.

Perry Winkle · 03-12-2007, 04:13 PM

I saw the pony loaf this morning on John Scalzi's site...funny.

Spexxvet · 03-12-2007, 04:38 PM

read the small print - haunch, lips, and ovaries.

monster · 03-12-2007, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

What wine does one serve with horse?

The beer would have to be Colt 45.

Sheldonrs · 03-14-2007, 04:46 PM

Luxury Pie: NYC Restaurant Offers $1,000 Pizza
Nino Selimaj Unveils Grand Pizza Featuring Caviar, Lobster
(CBS) NEW YORK We've been dealing with the pocket-emptying effects of rising gas prices, new electric rates, and an increase in cab fare, but how would you feel about breaking the bank all for...a pizza? Now you can find out thanks to Manhattan restauranteur Nino Selimaj, who has apparently brought from the heavens a real "pie in the sky" with his new $1,000 pizza.

Yep, that'll be $1,000 please.

The pizza will be added to the menu at "Nino's Bellisima," one of Selimaj's six restaurants in the city. Forget traditional cheese and pizza sauce, the record-priced pie will be topped with creme fraiche, chives, eight ounces of four different kinds of Petrossian caviar, four ounces of thinly sliced Maine lobster tail, salmon roe, and a little bit of spice with wasabi.

And unlike your typical pizza, this one won't be cooked, after all, that would spoil the fish. The 12-inch pie is sliced into four pieces, which comes to $250 per slice.

"Let them say I'm crazy," Selimaj says. "But I believe in this product, and it's gonna sell!"

So who's gonna buy this pie? Selimaj is betting Wall Street business types.

"My luxury pizza will become as famous as a night at the Waldorf Astoria. When Mr. Chow's introduced upscale Asian Cuisine several years ago, people couldn't imagine paying hundreds of dollars for Chinese food. Now upscale Asian cuisine is as common as New York hotdogs. Upscale Pizza will be next," Selimaj said.

The previous international record for pizza found on a menu was $193 at Gordon Ramsey's Maze restaurant in London.

footfootfoot · 03-14-2007, 07:37 PM

I could kick that pizza's ass, hungover before coffee. A Piker. Make a cheese tomato pizza with mozzarella that someone would pay a grand for. That's talent. Stuffing a bunch of diamonds onto a turd doesn't make it valuable.

I say "What the Fucking fuck?"

Kagen4o4 · 03-14-2007, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foot^3

Stuffing a bunch of diamonds onto a turd doesn't make it valuable

i think it does...

zippyt · 03-14-2007, 08:03 PM

I think it does.

No it just makes the dimonds smelly

Kagen4o4 · 03-14-2007, 08:55 PM

smelly diamonds still get you the same price as nonsmelly diamonds

monster · 03-14-2007, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

smelly diamonds still get you the same price as nonsmelly diamonds

Not in the real world. People want a discount for having to wipe the shit off.

Shawnee123 · 03-15-2007, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Not in the real world. People want a discount for having to wipe the shit off.

People who can afford a $1000 pizza have professional Shit Wipers in their employee pool.

Sheldonrs · 03-15-2007, 10:18 AM

Closest I've ever come to having diamonds in my shit was when I ate 6 carrots.

John · 03-15-2007, 12:52 PM

monster · 03-15-2007, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Closest I've ever come to having diamonds in my shit was when I ate 6 carrots.

No lovers with interesting piercings, then?

03-12-2007, 04:13 PM	#2867
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03-14-2007, 04:46 PM	#2871
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Can I get a $350.00 diet coke with that...to go? Luxury Pie: NYC Restaurant Offers $1,000 Pizza Nino Selimaj Unveils Grand Pizza Featuring Caviar, Lobster (CBS) NEW YORK We've been dealing with the pocket-emptying effects of rising gas prices, new electric rates, and an increase in cab fare, but how would you feel about breaking the bank all for...a pizza? Now you can find out thanks to Manhattan restauranteur Nino Selimaj, who has apparently brought from the heavens a real "pie in the sky" with his new $1,000 pizza. Yep, that'll be $1,000 please. The pizza will be added to the menu at "Nino's Bellisima," one of Selimaj's six restaurants in the city. Forget traditional cheese and pizza sauce, the record-priced pie will be topped with creme fraiche, chives, eight ounces of four different kinds of Petrossian caviar, four ounces of thinly sliced Maine lobster tail, salmon roe, and a little bit of spice with wasabi. And unlike your typical pizza, this one won't be cooked, after all, that would spoil the fish. The 12-inch pie is sliced into four pieces, which comes to $250 per slice. "Let them say I'm crazy," Selimaj says. "But I believe in this product, and it's gonna sell!" So who's gonna buy this pie? Selimaj is betting Wall Street business types. "My luxury pizza will become as famous as a night at the Waldorf Astoria. When Mr. Chow's introduced upscale Asian Cuisine several years ago, people couldn't imagine paying hundreds of dollars for Chinese food. Now upscale Asian cuisine is as common as New York hotdogs. Upscale Pizza will be next," Selimaj said. The previous international record for pizza found on a menu was $193 at Gordon Ramsey's Maze restaurant in London. Attached Images __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-14-2007, 07:37 PM	#2872
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I could kick that pizza's ass, hungover before coffee. A Piker. Make a cheese tomato pizza with mozzarella that someone would pay a grand for. That's talent. Stuffing a bunch of diamonds onto a turd doesn't make it valuable. I say "What the Fucking fuck?" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-14-2007, 08:03 PM	#2874
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I think it does. No it just makes the dimonds smelly __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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03-12-2007, 04:13 PM	#2868
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	I saw the pony loaf this morning on John Scalzi's site...funny.

03-14-2007, 08:55 PM	#2875
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	smelly diamonds still get you the same price as nonsmelly diamonds __________________ something we both can enjoy??

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