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Carruthers · 01-30-2018, 04:29 AM

There are worse ways of dealing with stress, life, the universe and everything.

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xoxoxoBruce · 02-01-2018, 08:47 AM

Eat it...

Gravdigr · 02-01-2018, 03:17 PM

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Glinda · 02-01-2018, 03:30 PM

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Glad I never had to leave a message like that for one of my pet-sitting clients!

Gravdigr · 02-03-2018, 04:07 PM

Somebody done got deyself a doggie gimp!

Or kitteh gimp, maybe.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-09-2018, 11:14 AM

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A champion dog in B.C.'s Shuswap region is turning heads for its ability to do everything from roast hot dogs to clean kitchen floors.
Morgan — a six-year-old purebred Newfoundland — started training at just 10 weeks old.

"She has a number of tricks she does, she can cook hotdogs on fires, she can get beverages out of coolers, she can go in the fridge and get a beer for me ... and she vacuums," said Morgan's owner, Dean Edwards of Sunnybrae, near Salmon Arm, B.C.

Morgan will even close the fridge door behind her and throw away empty cans when you're finished drinking, Edwards says.

Carruthers · 02-09-2018, 12:32 PM

The Newfoundland, now there's a dog and a half.

Lord Byron certainly thought the world of his.

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Near this Spot
are deposited the Remains of one
who possessed Beauty without Vanity,
Strength without Insolence,
Courage without Ferocity,
and all the virtues of Man without his Vices.

This praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery
if inscribed over human Ashes,
is but a just tribute to the Memory of
Boatswain, a Dog
who was born in Newfoundland May 1803
and died at Newstead Nov. 18th, 1808

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Epitaph to a dog.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-09-2018, 03:23 PM

I had a newfie border collie mix who was quite amazing. 165 lbs of gentle smart.

Griff · 02-09-2018, 04:27 PM

That would be a brilliant dog.

BigV · 02-09-2018, 08:34 PM

I can hear him now... "EXERCISE ME, SEYMOUR!"

DanaC · 02-10-2018, 06:25 AM

*snort*

"Exercise me allllll night long!"

xoxoxoBruce · 02-14-2018, 10:48 PM

https://informationisbeautiful.net/v...-top-data-dog/

Griff · 02-16-2018, 06:52 AM

Always border collie. Benny is working on catching the cheese that he holds on his nose.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-16-2018, 09:58 AM

And if he runs out, he'll order some delivered from Amazon with your credit card.

Undertoad · 02-16-2018, 10:05 AM

BCs are smarter than that, they will hit the "subscribe" button on the Amazon product page.

01-30-2018, 04:29 AM	#1
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	There are worse ways of dealing with stress, life, the universe and everything. __________________

02-01-2018, 08:47 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Eat it... __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-01-2018, 03:17 PM	#3
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02-03-2018, 04:07 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Somebody done got deyself a doggie gimp! Or kitteh gimp, maybe. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-09-2018, 03:23 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I had a newfie border collie mix who was quite amazing. 165 lbs of gentle smart. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-09-2018, 04:27 PM	#9
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	That would be a brilliant dog. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-09-2018, 08:34 PM	#10
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I can hear him now... *"EXERCISE ME, SEYMOUR!"* __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-14-2018, 10:48 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	https://informationisbeautiful.net/v...-top-data-dog/ Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-16-2018, 06:52 AM	#13
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Always border collie. Benny is working on catching the cheese that he holds on his nose. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-16-2018, 09:58 AM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	And if he runs out, he'll order some delivered from Amazon with your credit card. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-16-2018, 10:05 AM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	BCs are smarter than that, they will hit the "subscribe" button on the Amazon product page.

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