Cool Weapons - Page 95

Gravdigr · 08-28-2019, 03:43 PM

Imagine the pranks Mel Brooks coulda pulled off if'n he'd had one of those!

Mel crawled across no-man's-land with a giant speaker, and climbed the only tree (mighta been a pole) left standing, hung the speaker pointed at the Nazis, and hooked it up to a record player and played, I think, Jewish folk songs all night.

What? Your gov't didn't issue record players to front line troops?

zippyt · 08-28-2019, 08:07 PM

Imagen the clatter in seide that thing from the gun shots
Think golf driving range tractor

Gravdigr · 08-29-2019, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

Think golf driving range tractor

Heh...

xoxoxoBruce · 08-30-2019, 11:53 PM

Demonstrated on nice soft grass...

Diaphone Jim · 08-31-2019, 11:16 AM

Knee propelled, no pads.

sexobon · 08-31-2019, 11:31 AM

They were preconditioned with wine since they didn't have to stand up, let alone walk, and the racket kept them from falling asleep. Ingenious!

xoxoxoBruce · 09-07-2019, 12:02 AM

Russian Typhoon Class Sub, building 6 of them is what bankrupted the Soviet Union. Largest subs in the world, missile launching platforms, the one that has been active testing missiles is being overhauled, updated and modified. Don't know where the other five are.

Griff · 09-09-2019, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Russian Typhoon Class Sub, building 6 of them is what bankrupted the Soviet Union. Largest subs in the world, missile launching platforms, the one that has been active testing missiles is being overhauled, updated and modified. Don't know where the other five are.

Are you trying to scare people? Cuz that is how you scare people.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-09-2019, 10:58 PM

We don't know if they are operational or scrapped/mothballed because the are so expensive to operate.
But what does it matter, six are no more scary than one, and we know one is operational.

Griff · 09-10-2019, 06:24 AM

Not to be on a China paranoia binge but they can afford them and Russians will sell anything to anybody.

Diaphone Jim · 09-07-2019, 11:09 AM

In the left-middle picture, I think maybe sonar picked up a girl submarine in the area.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-07-2019, 02:45 PM

Boom tish, try the fish.

Gravdigr · 09-09-2019, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diaphone Jim

In the left-middle picture, I think maybe sonar picked up a girl submarine in the area.

Vodka dispenser.

sexobon · 09-21-2019, 03:01 PM

What do you call the COD for someone who dies by the sword?

(highlight the answer while I run)

Swordfish.

Gravdigr · 09-21-2019, 07:52 PM

08-28-2019, 03:43 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Imagine the pranks Mel Brooks coulda pulled off if'n he'd had one of those! Mel crawled across no-man's-land with a giant speaker, and climbed the only tree (mighta been a pole) left standing, hung the speaker pointed at the Nazis, and hooked it up to a record player and played, I think, Jewish folk songs all night. What? Your gov't didn't issue record players to front line troops? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-28-2019, 08:07 PM	#2
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Imagen the clatter in seide that thing from the gun shots Think golf driving range tractor __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-30-2019, 11:53 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Demonstrated on nice soft grass... __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-07-2019, 12:02 AM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Russian Typhoon Class Sub, building 6 of them is what bankrupted the Soviet Union. Largest subs in the world, missile launching platforms, the one that has been active testing missiles is being overhauled, updated and modified. Don't know where the other five are. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-09-2019, 10:58 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	We don't know if they are operational or scrapped/mothballed because the are so expensive to operate. But what does it matter, six are no more scary than one, and we know one is operational. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-31-2019, 11:16 AM	#5
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	Knee propelled, no pads.

08-31-2019, 11:31 AM	#6
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	They were preconditioned with wine since they didn't have to stand up, let alone walk, and the racket kept them from falling asleep. Ingenious!

09-10-2019, 06:24 AM	#10
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Not to be on a China paranoia binge but they can afford them and Russians will sell anything to anybody. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-07-2019, 11:09 AM	#11
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	In the left-middle picture, I think maybe sonar picked up a girl submarine in the area.

09-07-2019, 02:45 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Boom tish, try the fish. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-21-2019, 03:01 PM	#14
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	What do you call the COD for someone who dies by the sword? (highlight the answer while I run) Swordfish.

09-21-2019, 07:52 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)