7/23/2002: Potatoes on Tokyo highway

Undertoad · 07-23-2002, 09:54 AM

The driver must have failed to tie down the load properly, because he was fined - in an incident in which his truck accidentally dropped 2.5 tons of potatoes onto a Tokyo-area freeway, tying up traffic for three hours.

They said by the time they got to stopping traffic, about half of the potatoes had been MASHED.

No word on whether a milk tanker was also involved.

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07-23-2002, 11:14 AM

You'd be surprised how the lamest shit can tie up major freeways for HOURS.

Last year I was on the way to work, on the inner loop of 495 going North. This was probably June or so, so before September 11, when people became suspicious of everything.

Well, traffic is hell this morning. Traffic normally isn't so bad at 9:30 AM - most of rush hour has died down. No matter - traffic is inching along.

Finally we get to the head of the pack and what do we see?

STYROFOAM ON THE GODDAMN ROAD.

Blowing around and being harmless. But this had caused a MAJOR slowdown. It was absolutely ridiculous. I have no idea why anyone would slow down so damn much for styrofoam. Of course, if just a a few select people do it, it affects everyone else.

Anyway. That's my stupid comment for the hour.

elSicomoro · 07-23-2002, 11:39 AM

The only time that damned highway is ever quiet is at 2 in the morning. Someone could have a bad thought, and that highway backs up 10 miles.

Tobiasly · 07-23-2002, 01:39 PM

Speaking of which, I believe there is a special place in hell reserved for rubberneckers. How many fucking accidents have you seen in your life people? Do you really need to slow down to 20 MPH on the goddamn freeway to see a two-car fender bender that has been moved off the shoulder and should have stopped affecting traffic about TWO HOURS AGO?? Or a truck that skidded off the road into a ditch and got stuck there?

OK, if there are people still on/near the road, slow down for them. But I'm talking about situations where they've already moved the shit into the median and TRAFFIC SHOULD RESUME TO NORMAL.

I get a small case of self-righteousness when I intentionally focus my vision forward and couldn't even say what color the cars were. Then I get right on the ass of the person in front of me who is still gawking like a fucking moron in the hopes of getting a glimpse of a dented door or maybe -- oooh! -- a broken headlight, hoping that maybe he'll realize he's driving 45 MPH below the speed limit, but that hasn't worked for me so far.

doc · 07-23-2002, 04:53 PM

Wow! Philly traffic must really suck?

Can't be as bad as Seattle though :p

elSicomoro · 07-23-2002, 09:48 PM

Philadelphia traffic is a breeze compared to my days in Washington, DC. It used to take me less time to take Metro (the subway) to work than to drive. Capital Beltway--pure unadulterated evil. :p

Philadelphia can get bad...I-76 (the Schuylkill Expressway) is a mess, especially at US 202 in the western suburbs. I-95 in NE Philadelphia is bad now too (major construction work in both cases). If I were to drive to my job in Center City Philadelphia (20 miles away) via I-95, it would take me anywhere from 30-60 minutes.

By contrast, from my apartment next to NE DC to my job in Bethesda (12 miles)--over one hour if I used the Beltway. About 45 minutes if I took a ton of side streets.

Tobiasly · 07-23-2002, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doc
<yoda>I sense much anger </yoda>
Wow! Philly traffic must really suck?

Can't be as bad as Seattle though :p

I don't live in Philly, but it doesn't matter. Traffic may suck more or less in one city or another, but people are pretty much stupid everywhere.

I wouldn't mind bad traffic as much if everyone was a good driver. You know, like me.

elSicomoro · 07-23-2002, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tobiasly
Traffic may suck more or less in one city or another, but people are pretty much stupid everywhere.

And you can't fix stupid.

Slithy_Tove · 07-23-2002, 11:41 PM

Tell me how you drive and I'll tell you what kind of an idiot you are. [Flash required]

NateXLH1000 · 07-24-2002, 07:30 AM

Anyone else ever visit Tokyo?

Produce prices are a sick joke there.
I bet that was ¥120000000000003 worth of tubers.

jaguar · 07-24-2002, 07:41 AM

Nate - when were you there and for how long/under what conditions? I'm lookign at going enxt year, i'm trying to get an idea of living cost etc in real terms vs availaible work.

tjennings · 07-24-2002, 09:40 AM

The town I live in has a large packing plant. They take away the inedible materials (mostly guts it seems) in large open trucks. If one of these trucks has to change speed or direction too fast the contents must reach some sort of critical mass or something (like an avalance or ketchup) because a large wave of that stuff can slosh over the side and into the road.

This causes mutiple problems. First of all the smell. Just following one of these trucks is enough to bring tears to your eyes. That is only magnified by allowing them to bake in the middle of a road for a while. Second, the material is very greasy and slippery as wet ice (even after it is shoveled up). The cleanup itself causes the third problem: It is greatly entertaining to watch some poor schmuck try to throw this stuff into the back of a truck with a scoop shovel (rubbernecking anyone?).

joquarky · 07-24-2002, 10:43 AM

Quote:

I get a small case of self-righteousness when I intentionally focus my vision forward and couldn't even say what color the cars were. Then I get right on the ass of the person in front of me who is still gawking like a fucking moron in the hopes of getting a glimpse of a dented door or maybe -- oooh! -- a broken headlight, hoping that maybe he'll realize he's driving 45 MPH below the speed limit, but that hasn't worked for me so far.

A really really bad accident (offset head-on collision) happened in front of my house a few years ago. At the time, I lived in a rural area, and it was dark (very dark). My family came out to rescue and support four victims until the emergency units arrived. A young mother and her infant in one car, and two young men in the other. The mother's car was on fire, which we extinguished. My dad got the infant out, but the drivers of both cars were stuck. Both drivers died on the scene, the passengers survived. I stood there holding a floodlight for an hour as the emergency team tried to save her. I watched her die right there in front of me. The last thing I remember hearing from the mother was "Is my baby ok?".

[shudder] It haunts me to this day.

Rubberneckers make me furious. If they want to see this kind of thing, they should join/volunteer for the EMT, otherwise they should respect the privacy of the accident victims, and avoid slowing down to gawk.

BrianR · 07-24-2002, 01:40 PM

I've been to Tokyo. Nice place to visit. Wouldn't want to live there.

That adequately describes it, yet doesn't do it justice. I've never seen so many people, in so little an area, moving so well. The overcrowding is unbelievable. Jobs: I didn't look into but from my experience there they'll be hard to come by in any meaningful way. You're a Round-eye and they are, pound-for-pound, the most prejudiced people on Earth.
If you speak Japanese well, you'll have a better time even though 90% of the poeple there speak English well enough to get by (see thread on Engrish), they do not expect you to speak their language at all and will openly make fun of you (they called me Monkey a lot). I managed to keep my legendary temper for the two weeks I was there but it was only by grace of God. I was happy to leave. I think the Japanese have engineered it that way.

Your mileage may vary.

Brian

Joe · 07-24-2002, 04:54 PM

I can easily see how the driver managed to lose his cargo of spuds. If I suddenly encountered a bunch of cars on the wrong side of the freeway I might indeed lose a stray potato or two while I tried to dodge everyone.

Once near Sacramento I was driving under I-5 and some poor trucker had taken an offramp at a tad over the safe speed, dispersing an even coating of tomatoes on the rural highway I was using. I approached the flipped trailers, cop cars and huge red area on the road with great caution, slowing to almost a complete stop, until a CHP person waved me through the mess. I thought they had to be kidding, most of the 'maters weren't even broken yet, you want me to drive through them? They're four inches deep! Yep, they did, and I did, and while I didn't get the honor of "first tracks" I think I was about third or fourth through the disaster area. Squishorama, even at <10mph. All they need is a truckload of lettuce, I thought, and a tanker of ranch dressing and we would have had lunch for ten thousand.

07-23-2002, 09:54 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	7/23/2002: Potatoes on Tokyo highway The driver must have failed to tie down the load properly, because he was fined - in an incident in which his truck accidentally dropped 2.5 tons of potatoes onto a Tokyo-area freeway, tying up traffic for three hours. They said by the time they got to stopping traffic, about half of the potatoes had been MASHED. No word on whether a milk tanker was also involved. Full story

07-23-2002, 11:14 AM	#2
dave Guest Posts: n/a	You'd be surprised how the lamest shit can tie up major freeways for HOURS. Last year I was on the way to work, on the inner loop of 495 going North. This was probably June or so, so before September 11, when people became suspicious of <b>everything</b>. Well, traffic is hell this morning. Traffic normally isn't so bad at 9:30 AM - most of rush hour has died down. No matter - traffic is inching along. Finally we get to the head of the pack and what do we see? STYROFOAM ON THE GODDAMN ROAD. Blowing around and being harmless. But this had caused a MAJOR slowdown. It was absolutely ridiculous. I have no idea why anyone would slow down so damn much for styrofoam. Of course, if just a a few select people do it, it affects everyone else. Anyway. That's my stupid comment for the hour.

07-23-2002, 04:53 PM	#5
doc Caste-Away Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 48	<yoda>I sense much anger</yoda> Wow! Philly traffic must really suck? Can't be as bad as Seattle though :p __________________ --- \|> /\ \/ @

07-23-2002, 11:41 PM	#9
Slithy_Tove Disorderly Orderly Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Philly 'burbs, PA, USA Posts: 52	Tell me how you drive and I'll tell you what kind of an idiot you are. [Flash required] __________________ == Tove A rainbow rat, a checkered cat...

07-24-2002, 07:30 AM	#10
NateXLH1000 Wiseacre Emeritus Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Masshole Posts: 35	Cost of taters Anyone else ever visit Tokyo? Produce prices are a sick joke there. I bet that was ¥120000000000003 worth of tubers. __________________ I have no signature.

07-23-2002, 11:39 AM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	The only time that damned highway is ever quiet is at 2 in the morning. Someone could have a bad thought, and that highway backs up 10 miles.

07-23-2002, 01:39 PM	#4
Tobiasly hot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville) Posts: 892	Speaking of which, I believe there is a special place in hell reserved for rubberneckers. How many fucking accidents have you seen in your life people? Do you really need to slow down to 20 MPH on the goddamn freeway to see a two-car fender bender that has been moved off the shoulder and should have stopped affecting traffic about TWO HOURS AGO?? Or a truck that skidded off the road into a ditch and got stuck there? OK, if there are people still on/near the road, slow down for them. But I'm talking about situations where they've already moved the shit into the median and TRAFFIC SHOULD RESUME TO NORMAL. I get a small case of self-righteousness when I intentionally focus my vision forward and couldn't even say what color the cars were. Then I get right on the ass of the person in front of me who is still gawking like a fucking moron in the hopes of getting a glimpse of a dented door or maybe -- oooh! -- a broken headlight, hoping that maybe he'll realize he's driving 45 MPH below the speed limit, but that hasn't worked for me so far.

07-23-2002, 09:48 PM	#6
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Philadelphia traffic is a breeze compared to my days in Washington, DC. It used to take me less time to take Metro (the subway) to work than to drive. Capital Beltway--pure unadulterated evil. :p Philadelphia can get bad...I-76 (the Schuylkill Expressway) is a mess, especially at US 202 in the western suburbs. I-95 in NE Philadelphia is bad now too (major construction work in both cases). If I were to drive to my job in Center City Philadelphia (20 miles away) via I-95, it would take me anywhere from 30-60 minutes. By contrast, from my apartment next to NE DC to my job in Bethesda (12 miles)--over one hour if I used the Beltway. About 45 minutes if I took a ton of side streets.

07-24-2002, 07:41 AM	#11
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Nate - when were you there and for how long/under what conditions? I'm lookign at going enxt year, i'm trying to get an idea of living cost etc in real terms vs availaible work. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

07-24-2002, 09:40 AM	#12
tjennings Belt Conveyor Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sioux City, IA Posts: 66	More pleasant spills The town I live in has a large packing plant. They take away the inedible materials (mostly guts it seems) in large open trucks. If one of these trucks has to change speed or direction too fast the contents must reach some sort of critical mass or something (like an avalance or ketchup) because a large wave of that stuff can slosh over the side and into the road. This causes mutiple problems. First of all the smell. Just following one of these trucks is enough to bring tears to your eyes. That is only magnified by allowing them to bake in the middle of a road for a while. Second, the material is very greasy and slippery as wet ice (even after it is shoveled up). The cleanup itself causes the third problem: It is greatly entertaining to watch some poor schmuck try to throw this stuff into the back of a truck with a scoop shovel (rubbernecking anyone?). __________________ No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical. Niels Bohr, physicist (1885-1962)

07-24-2002, 01:40 PM	#14
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	jaguar I've been to Tokyo. Nice place to visit. Wouldn't want to live there. That adequately describes it, yet doesn't do it justice. I've never seen so many people, in so little an area, moving so well. The overcrowding is unbelievable. Jobs: I didn't look into but from my experience there they'll be hard to come by in any meaningful way. You're a Round-eye and they are, pound-for-pound, the most prejudiced people on Earth. If you speak Japanese well, you'll have a better time even though 90% of the poeple there speak English well enough to get by (see thread on Engrish), they do not expect you to speak their language at all and will openly make fun of you (they called me Monkey a lot). I managed to keep my legendary temper for the two weeks I was there but it was only by grace of God. I was happy to leave. I think the Japanese have engineered it that way. Your mileage may vary. Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

07-24-2002, 04:54 PM	#15
Joe Master of the Domain Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 221	Well heck I can easily see how the driver managed to lose his cargo of spuds. If I suddenly encountered a bunch of cars on the <b>wrong side of the freeway</b> I might indeed lose a stray potato or two while I tried to dodge everyone. Once near Sacramento I was driving under I-5 and some poor trucker had taken an offramp at a tad over the safe speed, dispersing an even coating of tomatoes on the rural highway I was using. I approached the flipped trailers, cop cars and huge red area on the road with great caution, slowing to almost a complete stop, until a CHP person waved me through the mess. I thought they had to be kidding, most of the 'maters weren't even broken yet, you want me to drive through them? They're four inches deep! Yep, they did, and I did, and while I didn't get the honor of "first tracks" I think I was about third or fourth through the disaster area. Squishorama, even at <10mph. All they need is a truckload of lettuce, I thought, and a tanker of ranch dressing and we would have had lunch for ten thousand. __________________ One planet, many worlds.

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