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Old 03-03-2009, 09:47 AM   #31
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Get to work.
I have to see your elbow patches first.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 03-03-2009, 09:56 AM   #32
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Nuh uh, you said coffee. Nothing about elbow patches.
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Old 03-03-2009, 10:05 AM   #33
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Who is going to LICK my ASS next?
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Old 03-03-2009, 10:52 AM   #34
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wrong fread
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Old 03-03-2009, 11:19 AM   #35
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Old 03-03-2009, 11:26 PM   #36
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I may as well wade in on this one...Can I have just one ass-kicking, please?
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Old 03-04-2009, 07:07 AM   #37
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Welcome to the Cellar, THE!
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Old 03-05-2009, 06:23 AM   #38
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Old 03-05-2009, 08:00 AM   #39
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Bring it on, punk ass punks. Watch the kicker become the kickee. I haz superpowers.
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Old 03-05-2009, 08:22 AM   #40
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Bring it on, punk ass punks. Watch the kicker become the kickee. I haz superpowers.
Since when is being lactose intolerant a "superpower"?

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Old 03-05-2009, 08:24 AM   #41
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Lactose intolerant? More like Sheldon intolerant. I'll drink a big old glass of milk and still kick your ass, buddy.
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Old 03-05-2009, 08:24 AM   #42
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Since when is being lactose intolerant a "superpower"?
Since I've been standing behind her.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


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Old 03-05-2009, 08:31 AM   #43
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Lactose intolerant? More like Sheldon intolerant. I'll drink a big old glass of milk and still kick your ass, buddy.
Will you be kicking my whole ass, 2% of my ass, my fat-free ass (good luck finding THAT one) or my Soy ass?
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Old 03-05-2009, 08:44 AM   #44
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I'll kick your ass so hard your entire extended family will stop in mid sentence and wonder about a vague puckering sensation they have in their collective dupas.
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Old 03-05-2009, 10:53 AM   #45
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I'll hit you so hard, Chuck Norris will cry.
Big ol' WIN.
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