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Old 06-01-2011, 09:35 AM   #1
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Old 06-01-2011, 12:10 PM   #2
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Hmm masturbated to death? There are a few women I would not mine have a sex marathon with but even if you brought on the orgy of super-hot celebrities at some point I would kick their ass out of bed to go make me a sandwich.
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Old 06-01-2011, 02:41 PM   #3
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I still weigh 248 lbs.

You cannot waste away from masturbation.

I haven't.
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Old 06-01-2011, 02:44 PM   #4
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I still weigh 248 lbs.

You cannot waste away from masturbation.

I haven't.
I dunno, maybe you aren't doing right?
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Old 06-01-2011, 03:19 PM   #5
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Well, Grav's no longer 17 maybe....?
Once you're polluted by lady-juice you're hellbound anyway, and God only calls the those he loves the most....
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Old 06-04-2011, 05:54 PM   #6
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I dunno, maybe you aren't doing right?
...so many different ways, one of 'em's bound to have been right.

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Well, Grav's no longer 17 maybe....?
Once you're polluted by lady-juice you're hellbound anyway, and God only calls the those he loves the most....
Mmm...ladyjuice.
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Old 06-06-2011, 08:20 AM   #7
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I still weigh 248 lbs.

You cannot waste away from masturbation.

I haven't.
May be it was your audition that wasted away....
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