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Old 02-02-2007, 01:25 AM   #16
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My ex's sister gave birth to an almost 14 pound baby. He was huge. She had a natural birth with him although I don't know what the midwife was thinking because she tried to pull him out by the hand causing permanent damage to the child.

I don't know if they sued the hospital or not, but they should have.
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Old 02-02-2007, 01:26 AM   #17
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Old 02-02-2007, 09:16 AM   #18
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Am I missing something?!?
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Old 02-02-2007, 10:16 AM   #19
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hmmm, dunno?
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Old 02-02-2007, 12:22 PM   #20
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?? I sure am.
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Old 03-04-2007, 08:39 PM   #21
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from predator

reminds me of a different joke, spode.

so, after the big baby is delivered, the doctor says, "man, that's a big pussy.....man, that's a big pussy."

and the mother says, "why did you say it twice?"

and the doc says, "I didn't"
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Old 03-04-2007, 08:40 PM   #22
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i was a 11lb baby
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Old 03-04-2007, 08:42 PM   #23
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I hate you.
Who do you hate?
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:56 PM   #24
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Empathy made me hurt (keep in mind I have osteoporosis in my hips) and did the whole reading and helping my wife give birth not too long ago. I may not "know", but I have a pretty damn good idea, especially since during my last surgery the nurses told me the sensation was a lot like child-birth. I be hatin'. That is one big damn baby.
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:06 PM   #25
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Mueck had a massive baby, too. (scroll down)
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Old 03-06-2007, 08:37 PM   #26
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Mueck's baby still has a section of umbilical cord attached and lot's of bloody gunk. I'd rather have a big burger.
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Old 03-07-2007, 12:26 AM   #27
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rkz...no worries. I was just wondering. He was a big baby that's for sure. He's an equally big kid now too. Actually he's only 12 but looks like your average 15 or 16yr old. I think it's cause he's Samoan.
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