February 1, 2007: Woman births massive baby

Undertoad · 02-01-2007, 10:05 AM

The nightmare of every pregnant woman? Say hello to "Super Tonio" - shown here in a 20minutos.es photo, next to a "normal" sized newborn.

Tonio was born in Cancun Mexico, weighing in at 14.5 pounds (6.6 kg), and sized at 22 inches (55 cm). Part of the official AP caption:

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According to doctors the baby drinks 5 ounces of milk every three hours, and measures 55 centimeters (22 inches) in length. Antonio's mother, Teresa Alejandra Cruz, 23, and father, Luis Vasconcelos, 38, said they were proud of the boy, and noted that Cruz had given birth to a baby girl seven years ago who weighed 5.2 kilograms (11.46 pounds).

Urgh.

So she was 16 when she had the 11 1/2 pounder. Good gawd.

BigV · 02-01-2007, 10:16 AM

I wonder if she has a tattoo like this.

zippyt · 02-01-2007, 10:24 AM

Great Googly moogly !!!!
I wounder if she wistles when the wind blows !!!

Dypok · 02-01-2007, 10:32 AM

That makes MY pelvis hurt.

23 and 38...was the first child from the same father? 16 and 31, what is the cultural feeling on that in Mexico?

Sheldonrs · 02-01-2007, 10:59 AM

I've always wondered how some women say sex hurts when this is what comes OUT of them.

Elspode · 02-01-2007, 11:24 AM

I'm speechless. All I can really think of is my favorite old joke, with the punchline, "Hell, if I could find my car keys, we could *drive* out!"

Perry Winkle · 02-01-2007, 12:02 PM

Now I know where Jabba the Hutt came from.

My cousin just had a 10 lb baby a few weeks ago and I thought that was large.

Kitsune · 02-01-2007, 12:52 PM

My god. Look at the pudge, the neck crease! Right out of the shoot, this kid is going to need a CPAP machine to sleep at night.

monster · 02-01-2007, 01:28 PM

Remind me again, which day is recipe day? Lotsa meat on that. Tender.

Trilby · 02-01-2007, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsune

Right out of the shoot, this kid is going to need a CPAP machine to sleep at night.

funny!

Jaydaan · 02-01-2007, 02:29 PM

No mention if the lady was diabetic..... Even gestational diabetes can account for larger babies. It also does not say of she has this baby (or the other one naturally or C-section)

Also the "normal" weight baby looks quite tiny, most likely a 4.5 - 6 pounder. Might even be premie because of the feeding tube, and the oxygen saturation monitor on his/her ankle. I think this was on purpose to show how large the other one is. You know more shock value

Either way, he is a big baby, here is hoping he is healthy and does not end up being obese as a child or adult.

danman_d · 02-01-2007, 02:36 PM

I LOVE the fact they've included a normal-sized baby for comparison. Whose baby is it?

"Hey man, take a picture of this HUGE F*@!ING BABY!"
"Yeah, but in a photo, you won't be able to tell how big it is."
"Hmm. You're right." *Grabs random newborn* "Here, now we have a proper sense of scale!"

Spexxvet · 02-01-2007, 02:47 PM

I wonder how a 3 month-old crawled back in there.

charmzny · 02-01-2007, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

Great Googly moogly !!!!
I wounder if she wistles when the wind blows !!!

ROFL!!! That is just too funny!

Kitsune · 02-01-2007, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Remind me again, which day is recipe day? Lotsa meat on that. Tender.

02-01-2007, 10:16 AM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I wonder if she has a tattoo like this. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-01-2007, 10:24 AM	#3
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Great Googly moogly !!!! I wounder if she wistles when the wind blows !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

02-01-2007, 10:32 AM	#4
Dypok Fuel the body, build the muscle, burn the fat, free the mind Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 27	That makes MY pelvis hurt. 23 and 38...was the first child from the same father? 16 and 31, what is the cultural feeling on that in Mexico? __________________ There follows an untranslatable play on words with the use of local idiomatic expressions.

02-01-2007, 10:59 AM	#5
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I've always wondered how some women say sex hurts when this is what comes OUT of them. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

02-01-2007, 11:24 AM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'm speechless. All I can really think of is my favorite old joke, with the punchline, "Hell, if I could find my car keys, we could drive out!" __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-01-2007, 12:02 PM	#7
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Now I know where Jabba the Hutt came from. My cousin just had a 10 lb baby a few weeks ago and I thought that was large.

02-01-2007, 12:52 PM	#8
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	My god. Look at the pudge, the neck crease! Right out of the shoot, this kid is going to need a CPAP machine to sleep at night.

02-01-2007, 01:28 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Remind me again, which day is recipe day? Lotsa meat on that. Tender. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-01-2007, 02:29 PM	#11
Jaydaan Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vernon, BC, Canada Posts: 378	No mention if the lady was diabetic..... Even gestational diabetes can account for larger babies. It also does not say of she has this baby (or the other one naturally or C-section) Also the "normal" weight baby looks quite tiny, most likely a 4.5 - 6 pounder. Might even be premie because of the feeding tube, and the oxygen saturation monitor on his/her ankle. I think this was on purpose to show how large the other one is. You know more shock value Either way, he is a big baby, here is hoping he is healthy and does not end up being obese as a child or adult.

02-01-2007, 02:36 PM	#12
danman_d Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5	normal-sized baby I LOVE the fact they've included a normal-sized baby for comparison. Whose baby is it? "Hey man, take a picture of this HUGE F@!ING BABY!" "Yeah, but in a photo, you won't be able to tell how big it is." "Hmm. You're right." Grabs random newborn* "Here, now we have a proper sense of scale!"

02-01-2007, 02:47 PM	#13
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I wonder how a 3 month-old crawled back in there. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

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