The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 660

footfootfoot · 01-14-2012, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

pffft. Three words. Infant boy's balls.

They're insane! (Yeah, I know they get normal and grow with the kid but right when they're born? It's nuts!)

They're nuts. plural agreement. pay attention please, this is a beginner's error.

BigV · 01-15-2012, 12:47 PM

that's genderist!

Sundae · 01-16-2012, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I guess your kids' dentist didn't do regular x-rays and show them to you...

I have had one X-Ray in my life. It showed I needed more than one filling.
They called back, they'd looked at someone else XRay.

Still no work done on my teeth - hurray!
If I believed in jinxes I wouldn't have written that, as I am due a check-up this month. Argh. Still, 39 isn't bad.

Mayor of Shekou · 01-17-2012, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Thanks for that explanation monster.

Shekou, you're not a huge Mrs. Doubtfire fan, are you?

Uhhhhh, well, uuuuhhhhhhhhhh......

No.

But even if I was...... Oh Nevermind!

plthijinx · 01-17-2012, 10:05 PM

WTF?

okokok per classic....nsfw

clone your willy (or meow!)

classicman · 01-17-2012, 10:13 PM

and you found THAT while playing BF3????

plthijinx · 01-17-2012, 11:37 PM

no MW3. and no, don't move it, it's classy right where it is! lmao!!!

Gravdigr · 01-18-2012, 11:40 AM

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Undertoad · 01-18-2012, 12:38 PM

¿Why would you go for one Russian, when for just 40 more, you could have three Malaysians?

Pete Zicato · 01-18-2012, 12:39 PM

Plus, you know, it's more fun to take your time.

footfootfoot · 01-18-2012, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

¿Why would you go for one Russian, when for just 40 more, you could have three Malaysians?

Great minds think alike.

Rhianne · 01-18-2012, 04:24 PM

Surely everyone knows that bigger isn't always best. Go for quality, not quantity!

ZenGum · 01-18-2012, 06:37 PM

Sometimes quan-titty is quality.

Flint · 01-18-2012, 09:56 PM

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but more than a mouthful is wasted.

Rhianne · 01-18-2012, 10:03 PM

A bird in the hand shits on your wrist.

01-15-2012, 12:47 PM	#9887
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01-17-2012, 10:13 PM	#9891
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01-17-2012, 11:37 PM	#9892
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	no MW3. and no, don't move it, it's classy right where it is! lmao!!! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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01-18-2012, 12:38 PM	#9894
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	¿Why would you go for one Russian, when for just 40 more, you could have three Malaysians?

01-18-2012, 12:39 PM	#9895
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01-18-2012, 04:24 PM	#9897
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Surely everyone knows that bigger isn't always best. Go for quality, not quantity!

01-18-2012, 06:37 PM	#9898
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01-18-2012, 10:03 PM	#9900
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	A bird in the hand shits on your wrist.

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