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xoxoxoBruce · 12-31-2003, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by zippyt
.Bruce , Cool that you would help out a friend with the chair lift . That my friend is functional art , but that is a little ass motor with plastic gears ????? Garage door openers was a good choice to work with , they have all the right stuff for some thing like that , but i would have used both motors and gear boxes . Why didn't you ??? Double redundency and all that .

K.I.S.S. is the best policy, always.
I bought 2 openers because they were only $150 each and I didn't know if 1 would do it until I got into tailoring it to her.
I measured her butt to determine how big to make the seat then the size of the seat determined how close it could be to the wall and still swivel. Even after she could make it up the stairs on her own, she'd use it at the end of the day or to carry the laundry. When it wasn't needed anymore, I removed it and she removed me.

Undertoad · 12-31-2003, 10:19 AM

Be fair, you made the first mistake... you measured her butt. Now you know the exact measurement of her butt and no woman would want to stick with someone with that intimate knowledge.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-31-2003, 04:05 PM

Naw, Tony. It's useless information because that's a constantly changing number. Ask any woman how much her butt changes, not only yearly or monthly but daily.

zippyt · 12-31-2003, 04:15 PM

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Bruce said When it wasn't needed anymore, I removed it and she removed me.

Ungreatfull Wench !!!!!!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-31-2003, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by zippyt

Ungreatfull Wench !!!!!!

No Zip, she was and is grateful. I think she was trying to put that part of her life behind her and I was part of that part. It's just one of those unfortunate things people do.

Griff · 12-31-2003, 05:37 PM

You were part of her behind?

lumberjim · 12-31-2003, 11:20 PM

unfinished 1

lumberjim · 12-31-2003, 11:21 PM

unfinished 2

Happy Monkey · 12-31-2003, 11:29 PM

Nice. Is that soapstone or wood? (or something else)

Happy Monkey · 12-31-2003, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by zippyt
Ungreatfull Wench !!!!!!

Ungrateful for the winch, the witchy wench!

lumberjim · 01-01-2004, 12:30 AM

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Originally posted by Happy Monkey
Nice. Is that soapstone or wood? (or something else)

clay

....gray clay. i say its gray clay. i say it today. I say its gray clay today. Oh by the way, it's gray clay today, I say. I wouldn't have it any other way, than gray clay today.

Happy Monkey · 01-01-2004, 08:42 AM

Hooray!

Dr. Zaius · 01-01-2004, 02:33 PM

Drew this Catwoman cartoon last year while first teaching myself vector graphics. Done in CorelDraw 7.0 and Photoshop 6.0. I'm not really big into superheroes and villians, so I took a rather irreverent approach.

lumberjim · 01-01-2004, 03:15 PM

good stuff! what did you use to draw it? (hardware)

Dr. Zaius · 01-01-2004, 04:18 PM

Hardwarewise, I use a four-year old Pentium III @ 800 MHz with 128MB of RAM.

Here's a more recent cartoon done in CorelDraw 11.0. I use Adobe Illustrator sometimes as well, but I find it more difficult to use.

12-31-2003, 05:37 PM	#111
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	You were part of her behind? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-31-2003, 11:20 PM	#112
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	unfinished 1 Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-31-2003, 11:21 PM	#113
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	unfinished 2 Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-31-2003, 11:29 PM	#114
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Nice. Is that soapstone or wood? (or something else) __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

01-01-2004, 08:42 AM	#117
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Hooray! __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

12-31-2003, 10:19 AM	#107
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Be fair, you made the first mistake... you measured her butt. Now you know the exact measurement of her butt and no woman would want to stick with someone with that intimate knowledge.

12-31-2003, 04:05 PM	#108
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Naw, Tony. It's useless information because that's a constantly changing number. Ask any woman how much her butt changes, not only yearly or monthly but daily.

01-01-2004, 02:33 PM	#118
Dr. Zaius Superior Inhabitant Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ape City Posts: 73	Drew this Catwoman cartoon last year while first teaching myself vector graphics. Done in CorelDraw 7.0 and Photoshop 6.0. I'm not really big into superheroes and villians, so I took a rather irreverent approach.

01-01-2004, 03:15 PM	#119
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	comic strip good stuff! what did you use to draw it? (hardware) __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-01-2004, 04:18 PM	#120
Dr. Zaius Superior Inhabitant Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ape City Posts: 73	Hardwarewise, I use a four-year old Pentium III @ 800 MHz with 128MB of RAM. Here's a more recent cartoon done in CorelDraw 11.0. I use Adobe Illustrator sometimes as well, but I find it more difficult to use. Last edited by Dr. Zaius; 01-01-2004 at 04:21 PM.

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