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04-15-2009, 09:17 PM | #1 |
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Oh thats just sick!
Whyyyyyyyyy? I'm nearly dry reaching just thinking about the possibilities of that. Ewwwwwwwwwww
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04-17-2009, 04:23 PM | #2 |
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[Andrew Dice Clay]Make her taste like the pig that she is...[/Andrew Dice Clay]
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04-16-2009, 06:23 AM | #3 |
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The bacon flavoured personal lubricant is the most WTFy thing yet. Wow.
I wonder if a bacon AK-47 would become halal if you used it to kill infidels.
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04-16-2009, 09:17 AM | #4 |
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Good question. On a related note, is getting 72 virgins really that wonderful? I mean, honestly, can you imagine being the only guy stuck in a room of 72 women all cycling on their periods at the same time? Sounds like a lousy way to spend eternity.
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04-16-2009, 10:29 AM | #5 |
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As someone smarter than me said... after about 10 virgins in, you'd want a pro!
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04-17-2009, 11:09 AM | #6 |
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dennis miller
and.... : D
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04-17-2009, 01:52 PM | #7 |
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I would TOTALLY buy these. I'd use them on my first graders and laugh my head off.
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04-22-2009, 02:08 PM | #10 |
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04-27-2009, 07:09 PM | #11 |
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04-27-2009, 11:41 PM | #12 |
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And for Summer... Bacone.
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04-28-2009, 07:54 AM | #13 |
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That looks freaking SCRUMPTIOUS, Bruce.
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04-29-2009, 12:17 PM | #14 |
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If you had a big enough pan, I bet you could redo your lawnchairs with bacon.
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04-29-2009, 02:21 PM | #15 |
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I assume he's making this for a bacon lattice and tomato sandwich.
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