Dec 25, 2009: Merry Christmas

xoxoxoBruce · 12-24-2009, 11:14 PM

After spending the whole day with family, and/or extended family, and knocking back a few toddies or eggnogs, you might be fed up. Sure you'll be fed up food and goodies, but you might be fed up with more than that, like your nagging Mother-In-Law. Or maybe your daughter/niece's new boyfriend that's unemployed because he won't work for the man, has a tattoo on his forehead, and keeps calling you a capitalist pig, after filling his belly with your food and taking your gifts.

So one thing leads to another and suddenly you have to get out of town, quickly... very quickly. Now a camping trip in the wilderness might be in order, for say, 10 or 15 years. If you plan your kit in advance, you won't have to live like a caveman. Here's some items you might consider...

Now I'm not suggesting violence as a solution for your exasperation, especially on Christmas. But being prepared to weather periods of convenience deprivation, can't hurt... right?

Merry Christmas.

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capnhowdy · 12-25-2009, 06:16 AM

But ..but.. where's the meat?

Oh! We can use Aunt Sadie. I forgot she was in the trunk.

Trilby · 12-25-2009, 07:44 AM

nice one, bruce - made me smile. and reminded me of a few things I forgot to pack...

Gravdigr · 12-25-2009, 03:49 PM

Yeah, you go ahead and carry that cast iron shit on your back. I pass.

SPUCK · 12-26-2009, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Yeah, you go ahead and carry that cast iron shit on your back. I pass.

You phool!! That's what the mother-in-law is for.

Griff · 12-26-2009, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Yeah, you go ahead and carry that cast iron shit on your back. I pass.

covered

Yes, there is a forum for every damn thing.

12-24-2009, 11:14 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Dec 25, 2009: Merry Christmas After spending the whole day with family, and/or extended family, and knocking back a few toddies or eggnogs, you might be fed up. Sure you'll be fed up food and goodies, but you might be fed up with more than that, like your nagging Mother-In-Law. Or maybe your daughter/niece's new boyfriend that's unemployed because he won't work for the man, has a tattoo on his forehead, and keeps calling you a capitalist pig, after filling his belly with your food and taking your gifts. So one thing leads to another and suddenly you have to get out of town, quickly... very quickly. Now a camping trip in the wilderness might be in order, for say, 10 or 15 years. If you plan your kit in advance, you won't have to live like a caveman. Here's some items you might consider... Now I'm not suggesting violence as a solution for your exasperation, especially on Christmas. But being prepared to weather periods of convenience deprivation, can't hurt... right? Merry Christmas. link __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-25-2009, 06:16 AM	#2
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	But ..but.. where's the meat? Oh! We can use Aunt Sadie. I forgot she was in the trunk. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

12-25-2009, 07:44 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	nice one, bruce - made me smile. and reminded me of a few things I forgot to pack... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-25-2009, 03:49 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yeah, you go ahead and carry that cast iron shit on your back. I pass. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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