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gizt · 04-25-2008, 04:07 AM

There's 24 beers in a crate and 24 hours in the day.I don't believe that's a coincidence.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-25-2008, 08:42 AM

Welcome to the Cellar, gizt.

No, it's not a coincidence, but what came first, the hours or the beer?

Perry Winkle · 04-27-2008, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

No, it's not a coincidence, but what came first, the hours or the beer?

If I recall my Sunday school lessons correctly, God created time before beer. It's a good thing too. Sunday school also taught me that the reason God took Sunday off was because of the Saturday night bender he went on. Also, it turns out that God is an alcoholic, and has been plastered ever since.

I mean, how else can you explain the Special Olympics? They're obviously the result of a drunken prank.

04-25-2008, 08:42 AM	#47
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Welcome to the Cellar, gizt. No, it's not a coincidence, but what came first, the hours or the beer? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-25-2008, 04:07 AM	#46
gizt Kinda New Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1	There's 24 beers in a crate and 24 hours in the day.I don't believe that's a coincidence.

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