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Old 12-04-2003, 04:41 PM   #241
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Fluoride usually.
The price we pay for happy teeth...
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Old 12-04-2003, 04:43 PM   #242
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you,sir, have a way with words.
And for just $99.95, he could have his way with you!
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Old 12-04-2003, 04:52 PM   #243
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And for just $99.95, he could have his way with you!

I think you've been staying up too late at night with that baby. go take a nap.
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Old 12-04-2003, 04:53 PM   #244
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But who is paying who? Whom? Hmm.

I guess it imitates "he is paying him", so "whom".

Maybe.

Where's William Strunk when you need him?
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Old 12-04-2003, 04:55 PM   #245
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Welcome back, Nathan!
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Old 12-04-2003, 05:14 PM   #246
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OK April, the burning questions I have for you are:

(1)If you're not "with" Mr. ElSalvador anymore, certainly not having sex, and he's not helping take care of LittleApril, why does he still live with you? Kick his ass out. You have NO idea how many different ways you can have him deported. You see, to be an immigrant in the US, you need to be "sponsored" in. That means a US resident has to sign a form to the government saying this person will be provided for during the whole visit. If the immigrant then becomes a "legal alien", and starts fucking up, you take your happy ass down to immigration and report him. We don't need another deadbeat dad in the US, thanks. They investigate and then deport him. Very simple. You want him gone, he's gone. And you need to boot him out. If he has no place to go, that's his problem, not yours. He's not paying child support anyway, so what has he done for you lately? That's right, nothing. Get rid of him. Now.

(2) Why does your mother have care, custody and control of "LittleApril"? I thought you were in this great school program that helps you take care of her? What happened?

(3) Since you DON'T have your daughter, why aren't you out working? Why are you not working on graphics design, getting a portfolio together. You're 17. Next year you're on your own. (Or should be.) What are you gonig to do then?

(4) Why are you leaving your baby with someone else while you go out of state?

(5) Are you a child or are you an adult? Seems to me you're trying to come off as an adult with all this "fuck you" talk, and having children, and having unprotected sex. But you're obviously a child, since you've foisted your daughter off on to someone else and can't seem to have the class to dump a boyfriend you don't like, and aren't doing a damn thing to improve your self for your sake or for the sake of your daughter.

(6) So what *I* am getting from you up to this point is that you don't give a shit about yourself and your body, you don't give a shit about your baby, and you don't give a shit about your mother. Does that about sum up the situation?

And please answer all the questions this time, because you didn't answer them all from the first post. But that's ok. I'm used to you not reading everything.



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Old 12-04-2003, 05:25 PM   #247
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April's gone, Onyx. What's that about not reading everything?

I'm kidding you! Don't hit me!
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Old 12-04-2003, 05:36 PM   #248
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Well gosh, Perth, I don't read every single thread before I post anything. I meant in this thread. Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez.

Besides. She's not really gone, she just changed names. Again.

And I know you're kidding.
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Old 12-04-2003, 05:53 PM   #249
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The price we pay for happy teeth...
These teeth don't look very happy...

How much fluoride are we consuming everyday in our food and drinks?
How about heavy metals? Yum.
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Old 12-04-2003, 08:24 PM   #250
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you,sir, have a way with words.
Even more so when they're taken out of context.
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Old 12-04-2003, 08:41 PM   #251
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These teeth don't look very happy...

How much fluoride are we consuming everyday in our food and drinks?
How about heavy metals? Yum.
And we all know who put that fluoride there to infiltrate our bodies' precious natural fluids, don't we?

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Old 12-04-2003, 09:23 PM   #252
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Old 12-04-2003, 09:31 PM   #253
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Have you considered the possibilty snipsnip She's not your mother's responsibility - because I'll bet your first pay check against my next pay check that she wasn't in the back seat of that car when the child was conceived.

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Don't be silly, Dagney. Give up being the center of attention? Beat me, whip me, lecture me, but dear god don't ignore me. Know what I mean?
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Old 12-04-2003, 10:25 PM   #254
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Even more so when they're taken out of context.
yeah, it needed a little help to express what I was thinking....hope you don't mind.
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Old 12-04-2003, 11:12 PM   #255
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April, you are young, naive, and irresponsible (okay, so I'm not saying anything we didn't already know here)

You brought this child into the world. Unless Children and Youth Services or Department of Human Services or whatever your community calls the Child Protective system has removed her from your custody, she is YOUR responsibility, not your mother's.

Your April Jr. is also the responsibility of the contributor of sperm, and he is shirking that responsibility if he is leaving the US and refusing to pay child support.

You all going to be the guests on Springer next week?
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