Explaining Colloquialisms to Kids

xoxoxoBruce · 07-21-2015, 05:29 PM

For instance, "got up on the wrong side of the bed".

Lamplighter · 07-21-2015, 07:54 PM

Assuming my roll as a 5-year old...

So, why is it unlucky, on rising, to put your left foot first on the floor ?

xoxoxoBruce · 07-21-2015, 08:44 PM

[Pink Floyd] Shut up or you get no pudding [/Pink Floyd]

Gravdigr · 07-23-2015, 03:21 PM

A nun is walking down the hall when she passes a sister who remarks "Good morning, Sister. I see you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." The nun wonders if maybe her hair isn't quite right, or something.

She passes another sister, who also remarked "Looks like you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

The nun is really wondering by now why they're saying this.

The sister continues down the hall when she meets the Mother Superior. The Mother Superior stops the nun and says quietly "Sister, you've gotten up on the wrong side of the bed, I see."

The nun has had all she can take and blurts out "Why, why, is everyone saying I got up on the wrong side of the bed?!"

The Mother Superior leans in close and whispers "Sister, you're wearing the Bishop's shoes."

BigV · 07-27-2015, 11:43 PM

comedy gold.

I'm totally stealing that one for delivery tomorrow at work.

DanaC · 07-28-2015, 04:56 AM

Yeah I liked that joke. Old School.

Gravdigr · 07-28-2015, 05:53 PM

Old joke.

07-21-2015, 05:29 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Explaining Colloquialisms to Kids For instance, "got up on the wrong side of the bed". Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-21-2015, 08:44 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	[Pink Floyd] Shut up or you get no pudding [/Pink Floyd] __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-23-2015, 03:21 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A nun is walking down the hall when she passes a sister who remarks "Good morning, Sister. I see you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." The nun wonders if maybe her hair isn't quite right, or something. She passes another sister, who also remarked "Looks like you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." The nun is really wondering by now why they're saying this. The sister continues down the hall when she meets the Mother Superior. The Mother Superior stops the nun and says quietly "Sister, you've gotten up on the wrong side of the bed, I see." The nun has had all she can take and blurts out "Why, why, is everyone saying I got up on the wrong side of the bed?!" The Mother Superior leans in close and whispers "Sister, you're wearing the Bishop's shoes." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-27-2015, 11:43 PM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	comedy gold. I'm totally stealing that one for delivery tomorrow at work. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-28-2015, 05:53 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Old joke. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-21-2015, 07:54 PM	#2
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Assuming my roll as a 5-year old... So, why is it unlucky, on rising, to put your left foot first on the floor ?

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