Bears eat man at beer festival

Bullitt · 08-20-2007, 12:36 PM

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BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans

I guess he though he had a little Captain in him.

Bigfoot · 08-20-2007, 12:47 PM

mayby the bears were dyslexic and thought he had been drinking lots of 'bear'

Cloud · 08-20-2007, 01:10 PM

the thing that got me was that he took off his clothes once inside.

now THAT's what I call desperately horny!

08-20-2007, 01:15 PM

Happy Monkey · 08-20-2007, 02:11 PM

Tragically, he was a victim of the limitations of spell-check. It's supposed to be spelled "bare naked."

lumberjim · 08-20-2007, 03:26 PM

excuse me! Bear fucker! do you need assistance?!

smurfalicious · 08-20-2007, 03:48 PM

I know what happened...

LabRat · 08-21-2007, 11:28 AM

Wonder of there was enough booze left in him to give the bears a buzz?

08-20-2007, 01:10 PM	#3
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08-20-2007, 02:11 PM	#5
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08-20-2007, 03:26 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	excuse me! Bear fucker! do you need assistance?! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 08-20-2007 at 03:40 PM.

08-20-2007, 03:48 PM	#7
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	I know what happened... __________________

08-21-2007, 11:28 AM	#8
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Wonder of there was enough booze left in him to give the bears a buzz? __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

08-20-2007, 12:47 PM	#2
Bigfoot We have sliced bread and roundabouts. Evolution has ended. Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 10	mayby the bears were dyslexic and thought he had been drinking lots of 'bear'

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