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05-20-2016, 11:30 AM | #16 |
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They're off the mark by who's standards? For two mathematicians in 1880 UK, it was probably normal everyday logic.
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05-20-2016, 11:34 AM | #17 | |
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You've come to a conclusion or two yourself here. What I "deduced" (your word, I didn't deduce anything, and your deduction was lacking in this case) is that someone is going to have to pay those parking tickets. That someone is more than likely going to be the person who parked the car. That's the guy, if you're still confused. After he pays those fines, pays some more fines and hires a lawyer and goes to jail, there's going to be a lot of room in his wallet. By that I mean he's not going to have a lot of money. Left in his wallet. From paying the fines. Now, I've got to go do the today in history thing, and I'm afraid I'll look funny walking over there, so, if you wouldn't mind taking your Rocket Dog boots out of my ass, that would be lovely. Please/Thank you.
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05-20-2016, 12:18 PM | #18 |
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Ticket writer upon seeing the car each day: "I'm shocked. Shocked! that this car is still parked here. I gave them a ticket yesterday. Why didn't they move it? I guess I have to write another ticket so they will move it."
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05-20-2016, 12:31 PM | #19 | |
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Actually, I retract the posts above. Both of these people belong on Jerry Springer.
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Grav! I totally misread your post, my bad :P
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05-20-2016, 04:46 PM | #21 |
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No worries. I'm already half-drunk, so, in about two hours, it never happened.
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