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Old 10-24-2007, 03:18 PM   #1
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October 24, 2007: Bison statue is attacked



Apparently these images were accompanied by the following report. (Hat tip to xoB.)

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There was some damage to the statue of the American Bison in front of the house in Big Sky. There was an attempt to prevent the damage. Throwing stones at, and hitting, the attacker. The attacker could not be dissuaded, and kept up his assault for eight hours. The incident even caused a traffic situation in front of the house.

The damage consisted of:
1) The loss of about two inches from the left horn. The broken piece
is on the work bench in the garage.
2) Hoof scratches on the side of the Bison.
3) Some chips in the right rear hoof.
4) Blood stains behind the Bison.

The statue was also moved eight inches forward. There was an attempt to center the statue on the pedestal, but to no avail.




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Old 10-24-2007, 03:24 PM   #2
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Those pics are worth more than 4000 words, I tells ya!!
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Old 10-24-2007, 03:24 PM   #3
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Attack? It looks consensual to me - that bison is begging for it.
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Old 10-24-2007, 03:25 PM   #4
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Eight hours??!!!! Does the moose give lessons?
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Old 10-24-2007, 03:35 PM   #5
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The attacker could not be dissuaded, and kept up his assault for eight hours.
Ya'll wonder why we fake it. :p
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:43 PM   #6
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Who was googling horny moose?
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:52 PM   #7
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I believe this is called Bullwinkling.
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:52 PM   #8
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8 hours without a hole. Now that's truly pathetic.
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:13 PM   #9
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1) The loss of about two inches from the left horn.
Well after 8 hours i think the moose might of lost some of his horn too, and doesnt sex in the animal kingdom normal last a matter of seconds maybe minutes?
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:17 PM   #10
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:39 PM   #11
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wow this guy kinda reminds me of my last boyfriend
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:05 PM   #12
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) Blood stains behind the Bison.
Awww. Poor little critter hurt himself. Must have been very confusing.
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:10 PM   #13
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how do you get blood from a stone? hump it for 8 hours!
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:18 PM   #14
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I think that's a boy bison, anyway. No wonder there was blood.

no lube.
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Old 10-24-2007, 10:04 PM   #15
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how do you get blood from a stone? hump it for 8 hours!
Buahahahaha.


You can imagine him telling all his little Moose buddies.
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