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Old 03-11-2020, 03:03 PM   #5911
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Might have to think about it...

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Old 03-11-2020, 03:20 PM   #5912
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That is sick, evil, and twisted. I Love It.
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Old 03-11-2020, 03:23 PM   #5913
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I am ruined for life.
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Old 03-11-2020, 10:53 PM   #5914
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Why drive to Germany when you're already in Austria?
To get to Wedding so she can make an honest man of you.



And because of her three huge brothers in the back seat whispering squeal like a pig.
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Old 03-17-2020, 12:42 PM   #5915
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Old 03-17-2020, 04:31 PM   #5916
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Ooh, topical.
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Old 03-17-2020, 11:52 PM   #5917
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Old 03-18-2020, 04:56 PM   #5918
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Heh, that pot might be worth more than the one where I got my scooter...
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Old 03-19-2020, 11:51 PM   #5919
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Contemporary Bingo...
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Old 03-20-2020, 01:02 PM   #5920
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More covid humour.

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Old 03-20-2020, 01:17 PM   #5921
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That right there is some comedy gold!
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Old 03-20-2020, 02:12 PM   #5922
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Old 03-20-2020, 04:20 PM   #5923
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Old 03-20-2020, 05:34 PM   #5924
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On the first day of isolation my true love sent to me
A cartridge in an uzi.
On the second day of isolation my true love sent to me
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the third day of isolation my true love sent to me
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the fourth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the fifth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the sixth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the seventh day of isolation my true love sent to me
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the eighth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Eight ways of sneezing
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the ninth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Nine pills a-popping
Eight ways of sneezing
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the tenth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Ten sores a-sleeping
Nine pills a-popping
Eight ways of sneezing
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bix pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the eleventh day of isolation my true love sent to me
Eleven rolls of Andrex
Ten sores a-sleeping
Nine pills a-popping
Eight ways of sneezing
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the twelfth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Twelve snipers shooting
Eleven rolls of Andrex
Ten sores a-sleeping
Nine pills a-popping
Eight ways of sneezing
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
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Old 03-20-2020, 08:30 PM   #5925
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