ummm...hi?

wood*nymph · 01-19-2009, 11:26 AM

Hello,
I got bored and decided this looks like a fun forum to join. Please allow myself to introduce myself...

I'm a 26 year old Au Pair (volunteer Nanny) who lives in B.F.E. Indiana. I'm hoping to change my address to Belgium ASAP but have no clue how long ASAP may end up being. I am also a fabric store clerk, seamstress, farmer's market seller, and a sometime model for local artists and photographers.

I'm a geek. I love RPG's and sim games. I have about two dozen web-comics that I read religiously. I've got far too many books and sadly I've read most of them at least twice. I'm a photography nut. I love to write but have never gotten anything published.

I have a stupid dog, an insane cat, an enormous family and a wonderful, gorgeous boyfriend who's got the sexiest accent I've ever heard.

Any questions, feel free to ask.

TheMercenary · 01-19-2009, 11:59 AM

Welcome!

monster · 01-19-2009, 12:01 PM

Hello there. welcome. Do you like pink?

wood*nymph · 01-19-2009, 12:07 PM

depends on the type of pink...the singer? meh, a few songs maybe, hot pink? hell no. Salmonish pink? sure. Pinking Scissors (the ones that cut a zig-zag)? Hell yeah.

All in all though, I much prefer purple.

monster · 01-19-2009, 12:17 PM

you're alright by me then

I love my pinking shears too, but that's about it on the pink spectrum.

lumberjim · 01-19-2009, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wood*nymph

Any questions, feel free to ask.

1. Are you lying about all that stuff?

2. Are you really Brianna?

3. do you want to know who the cool kids are so you can fit in right away?

4. what is your favorite letter of the alphbet?

6. what did you do with question # 5?

7. what kind of sandwich will you make next time you make one?

8. what is better than 8 minute abs?

9. who is the father of invention?

10. did you get that hat on ebay?

Clodfobble · 01-19-2009, 12:19 PM

When you say "volunteer" nanny, are you actually implying that you don't get paid?

Very clever about the new user name, BTW. I think it will work out fine. Welcome!

wood*nymph · 01-19-2009, 12:31 PM

1. Are you lying about all that stuff?

nope, I suck at lying

2. Are you really Brianna?

I knew a Brianna once, she's about 8 now. I'm pretty sure I'm not her.

3. do you want to know who the cool kids are so you can fit in right away?

Never been a cool kid, never felt the need to be one. I am what I am and if I don't fit in, oh well, the interwebz be big enough, I'm sure there's a bunch of weirdos out there that'll like me.

4. what is your favorite letter of the alphbet?

M. Because it's the 13th.

6. what did you do with question # 5?

oh is that what the dog's eating?

7. what kind of sandwich will you make next time you make one?

just ate a PB & J...next time will probably be the same but with different jelly 'cause I used up all the strawberry

8. what is better than 8 minute abs?

turtle cheesecake

9. who is the father of invention?

that's the question his poor mother's been trying to answer for the last twelve years...

10. did you get that hat on ebay?

nope, made it myself

Elspode · 01-19-2009, 12:31 PM

Well, you've gotten the quiz, so now you'll have to stay.

What *kind* of pictures do you model for, and if they're naughty, when can we expect samples?

Welcome!

wood*nymph · 01-19-2009, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

When you say "volunteer" nanny, are you actually implying that you don't get paid?

Precisely. I had a daycare for the past year but the economy killed it. I couldn't afford my house anymore and when one of my daycare families offered me an Au Pair position I couldn't pass it up (their kids were my favorites anyway).

Usually an Au Pair is a university student who gets free room and board with a family in exchange for helping with the housework and kids. I'm not a student but I'm too poor for rent so it works.

Juniper · 01-19-2009, 12:35 PM

Welcome. Sounds like you'll fit in just fine.

BTW, I'm the cool kid.

wood*nymph · 01-19-2009, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

What *kind* of pictures do you model for, and if they're naughty, when can we expect samples?

They're nude but most often tasteful. There's plenty of samples floating around the interwebs but not often shared too easily. Remember where I said I have a huge family? Yeah, Grandma understands that I do it but I'd hate to cause a heart attack.

Nirvana · 01-19-2009, 12:55 PM

Can the cellar handle two people from BFE Indiana? Welcome!

zippyt · 01-19-2009, 01:04 PM

Well theres at least 1 from BFE Arkansas ,
actualy from 20 miles BEHIND BFE Arkansas

Welocme Woody

Cicero · 01-19-2009, 01:05 PM

Welcome!

01-19-2009, 11:26 AM	#1
wood*nymph duck, duck, duck, duck goose! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 73	ummm...hi? Hello, I got bored and decided this looks like a fun forum to join. Please allow myself to introduce myself... I'm a 26 year old Au Pair (volunteer Nanny) who lives in B.F.E. Indiana. I'm hoping to change my address to Belgium ASAP but have no clue how long ASAP may end up being. I am also a fabric store clerk, seamstress, farmer's market seller, and a sometime model for local artists and photographers. I'm a geek. I love RPG's and sim games. I have about two dozen web-comics that I read religiously. I've got far too many books and sadly I've read most of them at least twice. I'm a photography nut. I love to write but have never gotten anything published. I have a stupid dog, an insane cat, an enormous family and a wonderful, gorgeous boyfriend who's got the sexiest accent I've ever heard. Any questions, feel free to ask.

01-19-2009, 11:59 AM	#2
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Welcome! __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-19-2009, 12:01 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Hello there. welcome. Do you like pink? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2009, 12:17 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you're alright by me then I love my pinking shears too, but that's about it on the pink spectrum. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2009, 12:19 PM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	When you say "volunteer" nanny, are you actually implying that you don't get paid? Very clever about the new user name, BTW. I think it will work out fine. Welcome! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-19-2009, 12:07 PM	#4
wood*nymph duck, duck, duck, duck goose! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 73	depends on the type of pink...the singer? meh, a few songs maybe, hot pink? hell no. Salmonish pink? sure. Pinking Scissors (the ones that cut a zig-zag)? Hell yeah. All in all though, I much prefer purple.

01-19-2009, 12:31 PM	#8
wood*nymph duck, duck, duck, duck goose! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 73	1. Are you lying about all that stuff? nope, I suck at lying 2. Are you really Brianna? I knew a Brianna once, she's about 8 now. I'm pretty sure I'm not her. 3. do you want to know who the cool kids are so you can fit in right away? Never been a cool kid, never felt the need to be one. I am what I am and if I don't fit in, oh well, the interwebz be big enough, I'm sure there's a bunch of weirdos out there that'll like me. 4. what is your favorite letter of the alphbet? M. Because it's the 13th. 6. what did you do with question # 5? oh is that what the dog's eating? 7. what kind of sandwich will you make next time you make one? just ate a PB & J...next time will probably be the same but with different jelly 'cause I used up all the strawberry 8. what is better than 8 minute abs? turtle cheesecake 9. who is the father of invention? that's the question his poor mother's been trying to answer for the last twelve years... 10. did you get that hat on ebay? nope, made it myself

01-19-2009, 12:31 PM	#9
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Well, you've gotten the quiz, so now you'll have to stay. What kind of pictures do you model for, and if they're naughty, when can we expect samples? Welcome! __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-19-2009, 12:35 PM	#11
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Welcome. Sounds like you'll fit in just fine. BTW, I'm the cool kid.

01-19-2009, 12:55 PM	#13
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Can the cellar handle two people from BFE Indiana? Welcome! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

01-19-2009, 01:04 PM	#14
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01-19-2009, 01:05 PM	#15
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