The Sex Thread - Page 32

Trilby · 08-12-2005, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by marichiko

Well, I suppose it's easier for a woman than a man, especially if a woman isn't that picky. I don't frequent bowling ally's but I've had offers from the AA tow truck driver when my car broke down in Cortez (he was actually kind of cute), the guy at the camp site next to mine when I happened to uncharacteristically stay in one of those organized camping spots, a guy in the park, a guy 20 years younger than me in a bar, a guy 20 years OLDER than me in a different bar, a guy in a coffee shop, and a guy who sketched my picture and handed it to me at a local club. That's all in the last month when I hav been sending out every possible stay-away-from-me-don't-come-near me vibe I can think of. I'm still seeing ax murderers around every corner and just not interested right now. However if BRUCE were to make me an offer...

I think marichiko is trying to say that she is simply irresistable.

Elspode · 08-12-2005, 11:40 AM

$2,187.50 for the round trip. Plt, definitely take a commercial flight. Bri, don't get worked up. Don't you want the man to arrive with couple bucks in his pocket? You're gonna be awful hungry and thirsty after about seven or eight hours, you know.

BrianR · 08-10-2005, 04:35 PM

I bowl

Perry Winkle · 08-10-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianR

I bowl

I do now

Elspode · 08-10-2005, 04:40 PM

Will someone please send Bri a digital camera? Her life sounds a lot more interesting than mine.

plthijinx · 08-11-2005, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Will someone please send Bri a digital camera? Her life sounds a lot more interesting than mine.

just picture Brianna Banks!

(until she figures out how to post a pic :p )

Trilby · 08-11-2005, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

just picture Brianna Banks!

(until she figures out how to post a pic :p )

Mine are real, though.

plthijinx · 08-11-2005, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Mine are real, though.

live is better than mammarex!

LCanal · 08-11-2005, 01:23 AM

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I was cursed to have been born on the wrong side of this supply and demand calculation.

No you were born on the wrong side of the Pacific/South China Sea/Gulf of Thailand

Trilby · 08-11-2005, 09:22 AM

Shall I fire the grill up? Or, will you just want to get right down to it? We can always have a pizza delivered...

Undertoad · 08-11-2005, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Shall I fire the grill up?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

plthijinx · 08-11-2005, 09:28 AM

pizza sounds great to me! we'd have to wait for the grill to heat up, then again.......we'd have to light the fire. what? no matches? no prob, we'll make our own heat! oh, and one or two or three or four mile high trips too! (yeah, on the same flight!

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plthijinx · 08-11-2005, 10:02 AM

yeah, that's to, um, get the steak perfect!

plthijinx · 08-12-2005, 09:20 AM

ahhhh, when you buy fuel in mass quantities (4,000 gallons) you get quite the discount. we got ours for $2.17 so i'd only have to fuel the plane once and would get reimbursed $2.17 a gallon, so it wouldn't be too painful....the rental? $250/hr wet.

Trilby · 08-12-2005, 11:15 AM

So...I don't hear any planes flying overhead...

I'm kind of insulted that you turned this whole thing into a cost/benefit thing-y. I, SIRS, AM PRICELESS! That is, I can't be bought. However, I can be rented.

08-12-2005, 11:40 AM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	$2,187.50 for the round trip. Plt, definitely take a commercial flight. Bri, don't get worked up. Don't you want the man to arrive with couple bucks in his pocket? You're gonna be awful hungry and thirsty after about seven or eight hours, you know. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-10-2005, 04:40 PM	#5
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Will someone please send Bri a digital camera? Her life sounds a lot more interesting than mine. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-11-2005, 09:22 AM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Shall I fire the grill up? Or, will you just want to get right down to it? We can always have a pizza delivered... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-11-2005, 09:28 AM	#12
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	pizza sounds great to me! we'd have to wait for the grill to heat up, then again.......we'd have to light the fire. what? no matches? no prob, we'll make our own heat! oh, and one or two or three or four mile high trips too! (yeah, on the same flight! ) __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

08-11-2005, 10:02 AM	#13
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	yeah, that's to, um, get the steak perfect! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

08-10-2005, 04:35 PM	#3
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I bowl

08-12-2005, 09:20 AM	#14
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	ahhhh, when you buy fuel in mass quantities (4,000 gallons) you get quite the discount. we got ours for $2.17 so i'd only have to fuel the plane once and would get reimbursed $2.17 a gallon, so it wouldn't be too painful....the rental? $250/hr wet. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

08-12-2005, 11:15 AM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	So...I don't hear any planes flying overhead... I'm kind of insulted that you turned this whole thing into a cost/benefit thing-y. I, SIRS, AM PRICELESS! That is, I can't be bought. However, I can be rented. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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