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Old 10-09-2007, 03:47 AM   #16
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Third generation;

Woman: Clara Dibold, DOB 12/10/61, kind of bitchy, never married, has daddy issues, $8,342 in savings, earns $982.51/wk as stripper, will die 10/9/2011 choking on a gummy bear.

Man: Yamma Gelspecky, DOB 2/2/66, Momma's boy, will never be happy in a relationship, wets the bed, $8 in savings, earns $1,845.22 - $2,345.77/wk as a car thief, will die 3/12/2008 in a hail of bullets.

Man: Sacure Ernestway, DOB 5/28/65, secretly in love with Llama, collects Tupperware but only if it's red, erectile dysfunction, pedophile, politician, $677,890.22 in savings, earns $3,989.29/wk from kick backs and general graft, will drown 7/17/2009 while swimming in wet concrete.
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Old 10-09-2007, 12:42 PM   #17
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