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View Poll Results: kuni??
i'm ok if he won't kuni 5 83.33%
no kuni, no suck 1 16.67%
no kuni, i kick his ass to the curb 0 0%
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Old 05-07-2011, 11:13 PM   #1
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Question question for the ladies

i'm just going to throw this out here and ask. maybe i'm doing something wrong. this might be why i'm single i don't know. ok, here it is:

how important is kunilexus (kunnileexes? or however you freaking spell it?) to you in your relationship?
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Old 05-08-2011, 02:42 AM   #2
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damn whipper snapper can't spell. cunnilingus. oh, and btw, it does help if you can touch the tip of your nose with your tongue!
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Old 05-08-2011, 03:21 AM   #3
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damn whipper snapper can't spell. cunnilingus. oh, and btw, it does help if you can touch the tip of your nose with your tongue!
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Old 05-08-2011, 06:23 AM   #4
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I very mcuh enjoy a Cunning Linguist. then again, I was an english major.
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Old 05-08-2011, 06:39 AM   #5
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I've never met too many women who don't like it, but I don't think i've ever met anyone who'd end a relationship over it.
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Old 05-08-2011, 10:09 AM   #6
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I've met a lot of women who think is it disgusting. But then they also think giving a blowjob is disgusting. And don't really like sex much. And the sad thing is, they probably get more of it a year than I do, because they're better at relationships.

I love a bit of oral - giving and receiving.
I see it as foreplay if I'm receiving. It's a long slog for my partner otherwise, and I'd rather have an orgasm during sex. But I'm happy to take fellatio to its natural conclusion. And swallow
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Old 05-08-2011, 10:18 AM   #7
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Sarge, all I can offer is the advice of Sam Kinison.

Lick the alphabet.

You'll do fine.
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Old 05-09-2011, 08:07 AM   #8
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Lord, ya'll have such filthy minds!!! I was asking whether I should buy a car from Kuni Lexus to woo a lady. They seem to have good deals and I have a friend near by. Bunch of perverts

http://www.kunilexusoflittleton.com/Splash
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Old 05-09-2011, 08:14 AM   #9
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You are a very naughty boy!
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Old 05-09-2011, 11:17 AM   #10
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Maybe you're still single because of jokes like this. You're lucky that we cellar women have a good sense of humour.
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Old 05-09-2011, 12:24 PM   #11
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i know i torment ya'll, but only because i like you
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Old 05-09-2011, 02:18 PM   #12
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i know i torment ya'll, but only because i lick you
Fixed that for you, Sarge!
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Old 05-09-2011, 02:21 PM   #13
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Lord, ya'll have such filthy minds!!! I was asking whether I should buy a car from Kuni Lexus to woo a lady. They seem to have good deals and I have a friend near by. Bunch of perverts

http://www.kunilexusoflittleton.com/Splash
Don't go blaming us for assuming all military men type like zippyt.
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Old 05-09-2011, 02:44 PM   #14
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one handed?
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Old 05-09-2011, 04:34 PM   #15
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