Be a post whore! - Page 98

jinx · 09-06-2009, 10:09 PM

Saw 2 wild turkeys on our way to the gym today. Jim said he's seen them there a few times.

Flint · 09-06-2009, 10:10 PM

When I went to the GE Healthcare Institute in Milwaukee, wild turkeys just wandered right up to the campus.

I told them, in Texas, those ƒuckers know to be afraid of humans!

capnhowdy · 09-07-2009, 08:13 AM

I stopped hunting turkeys coz I could never cook them where they were very good. Always tough, dry, or gamey. They are abundant in me geo area.

capnhowdy · 09-13-2009, 11:17 AM

Well, this IS the thread to whore post in, right?

capnhowdy · 09-13-2009, 11:18 AM

So seeing as how I only need 4 more posts to reach 5000.....

capnhowdy · 09-13-2009, 11:19 AM

Would it be inappropriate to rack them up here, pointlessly?

capnhowdy · 09-13-2009, 11:20 AM

If so, someone please let me know before I go too far.....

capnhowdy · 09-13-2009, 11:22 AM

And waste my 5000th post on an utter nothing.

I love you guys. All of you. Even the ones of you whom I can't stand.

That is all.

monster · 09-13-2009, 03:44 PM

yay! other official water. there's a landmark thread somewhere....

Cloud · 09-13-2009, 08:58 PM

I drew two penises today; or maybe the same one two ways

morethanpretty · 09-15-2009, 07:26 AM

I think the customer I just helped was a drunk Indian woman. She told me "This office smells really bad, what should I do?" ....I'm computer support.

monster · 09-15-2009, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty

I think the customer I just helped was a drunk Indian woman. She told me "This office smells really bad, what should I do?" ....I'm computer support.

remove dead fish from hard drive left by last laid-off employee

Cloud · 09-16-2009, 05:16 PM

all my boards seem a bit slow today. Guess people are actually --gasp--working!

Sundae · 09-18-2009, 01:33 PM

Part of the Treating Mum series. Yes, I know showing love with food is stereotypical, but I learned it from her

Moules Marinaire for dinner with locally baked bread and oven chips.
A glass of white wine for her, fizzy water for me. I cooked and Dads and I did the washing up /clearing away. It was a treat for me too, although none of the ingredients are expensive - just something we haven't had in a long, long time. The mussels on Monday put us both in the mood.

Tomorrow morning I tackle the ironing (groan - I hate it and shop with an eye to never having to iron anything!) My sister offered my BIL's services - he does all the ironing in their house. But I'd feel like a heel if I accepted - I live here for a peppercorn rent after all. And Law brought round a really flamboyant Autumn bouquet of flowers that I am enjoying immensely.

And & Dec are on Jonathan Ross tonight, so I'm going to Sky + it and watch it tomorrow as I iron. Should cheer me enough to get through it.

Shawnee123 · 09-23-2009, 09:10 AM

When signing office birthday cards, I always like to sign it early, and include a note from the birthday person to his or her self. For example:

Dear Maggie: Happy Birthday to the most awesome person I've ever known. You get better every single day, and the world LOVES you. Your friend, Maggie.

Other people, if they read the messages when they sign are like WTF? Also, if the person to whom the card is addressed reads it (test time) they wonder when they wrote THAT.

09-06-2009, 10:09 PM	#1
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Saw 2 wild turkeys on our way to the gym today. Jim said he's seen them there a few times. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

09-06-2009, 10:10 PM	#2
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	When I went to the GE Healthcare Institute in Milwaukee, wild turkeys just wandered right up to the campus. I told them, in Texas, those ƒuckers know to be afraid of humans! __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-07-2009, 08:13 AM	#3
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I stopped hunting turkeys coz I could never cook them where they were very good. Always tough, dry, or gamey. They are abundant in me geo area. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-13-2009, 11:17 AM	#4
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Well, this IS the thread to whore post in, right? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-13-2009, 11:18 AM	#5
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	So seeing as how I only need 4 more posts to reach 5000..... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-13-2009, 11:19 AM	#6
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Would it be inappropriate to rack them up here, pointlessly? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-13-2009, 11:20 AM	#7
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	If so, someone please let me know before I go too far..... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-13-2009, 11:22 AM	#8
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	And waste my 5000th post on an utter nothing. I love you guys. All of you. Even the ones of you whom I can't stand. That is all. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-13-2009, 03:44 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yay! other official water. there's a landmark thread somewhere.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-13-2009, 08:58 PM	#10
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I drew two penises today; or maybe the same one two ways __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-15-2009, 07:26 AM	#11
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I think the customer I just helped was a drunk Indian woman. She told me "This office smells really bad, what should I do?" ....I'm computer support. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

09-16-2009, 05:16 PM	#13
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	all my boards seem a bit slow today. Guess people are actually --gasp--working! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-18-2009, 01:33 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Part of the Treating Mum series. Yes, I know showing love with food is stereotypical, but I learned it from her Moules Marinaire for dinner with locally baked bread and oven chips. A glass of white wine for her, fizzy water for me. I cooked and Dads and I did the washing up /clearing away. It was a treat for me too, although none of the ingredients are expensive - just something we haven't had in a long, long time. The mussels on Monday put us both in the mood. Tomorrow morning I tackle the ironing (groan - I hate it and shop with an eye to never having to iron anything!) My sister offered my BIL's services - he does all the ironing in their house. But I'd feel like a heel if I accepted - I live here for a peppercorn rent after all. And Law brought round a really flamboyant Autumn bouquet of flowers that I am enjoying immensely. And & Dec are on Jonathan Ross tonight, so I'm going to Sky + it and watch it tomorrow as I iron. Should cheer me enough to get through it. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-23-2009, 09:10 AM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	When signing office birthday cards, I always like to sign it early, and include a note from the birthday person to his or her self. For example: Dear Maggie: Happy Birthday to the most awesome person I've ever known. You get better every single day, and the world LOVES you. Your friend, Maggie. Other people, if they read the messages when they sign are like WTF? Also, if the person to whom the card is addressed reads it (test time) they wonder when they wrote THAT. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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