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Old 10-31-2017, 06:07 PM   #1
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What can I say, I prefer the taste of tomato to clam; but, I like the chewiness.

It's not like no one has ever heard of Clamato, it's just missing the alcohol.
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Old 10-31-2017, 06:09 PM   #2
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Through a couple rubber bands in your tomato soup.
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Old 11-02-2017, 06:29 PM   #3
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You say it's good soup...I couldn't help but notice the entire fucking meal you added to it.

It's water.
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Old 11-02-2017, 06:31 PM   #4
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Also, you used the word flavor.

Soup, the word, has more flavor than anything Progresso.
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Old 11-03-2017, 12:06 AM   #5
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Nay nay, your taste buds have been frosted, and will to respond to beer, chips, and pussy.
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Old 11-03-2017, 01:43 PM   #6
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I don't have the most sensitive palate, but, that soup is lacking.
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Old 11-03-2017, 09:42 PM   #7
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Progresso has always been promoted as healthy. There is nothing healthier than water. Some soups are saltless. Not Progresso because it is saltless from the get go.

The other company that used to be tasteful is Campbell's.

Homemade soup is not that hard to make. Boil chicken til it falls off the bone with salt and pepper.
Add garlic, parsley and a quarter cup hot sauce. Add half a bag of egg noodles. Don't boil noodles and drain separate, put them in the pot with chicken.

Twenty minutes later you will have the best chicken soup you ever hung a lip on.
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Old 11-04-2017, 06:33 PM   #8
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this man speaks the truth
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Old 07-17-2018, 04:04 PM   #9
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These things are awful.

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Just don't.
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Old 07-17-2018, 08:02 PM   #10
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Chemical taste?
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Old 07-18-2018, 03:46 PM   #11
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Chemical taste?
Nah, they just taste bad. None of them tastes like the flavor of SunnyD they're supposedly representing. The best of the bad bunch was the strawberry-orange. I ate one, and used the others as a replacement for ice in my ginger ale.
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Old 07-18-2018, 01:10 PM   #12
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Last week I bought a bottle of Fre Chardonnay no alcohol "wine" by mistake.
It, and other varieties. is made by Sutter Home, the folks that "invented" White Zinfandel 40+ years ago.
Fre Chardonnay is the worst smelling and tasting beverage I have ever encountered.
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Old 07-30-2018, 09:26 AM   #13
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Well I read this thread from 2010. There were some posts from my beautiful Sundae. I thought y'all wouldn't ever stop talking about LED bulbs. The beer section was good. Progresso soups suck and anyone who likes them ought to have their head examined. The best part was about Bimbo the dog.cool.
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Old 08-31-2018, 03:01 PM   #14
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Disregard the text, and avoid anything named:

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