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Old 08-27-2009, 02:16 PM   #1
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Okay you two, security guard is out, Monkey is in. Get a room!
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:44 PM   #2
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Who needs a room when you got two bitchin' cars?
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:08 AM   #3
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Who needs a room when you got two bitchin' cars?
Have you any idea how much it costs to get semen stains out? If Bill C couldn't afford it....
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:44 AM   #4
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Have you any idea how much it costs to get semen stains out? If Bill C couldn't afford it....
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Old 08-27-2009, 10:42 PM   #5
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Okay, then, get a carport. Or a garaaaagge. Or a car-hole. No, wait, not a car-hole.
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Old 08-28-2009, 11:40 AM   #6
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Who needs a room when you got two bitchin' cars?
I could not have said it better myself although my backseat is non excistant cause i took it out to fit in a roll cage. But the front seats are nice and comfy....Pleather and suede...oh and tinted windows of course.....i like my privacy lol....

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Have you any idea how much it costs to get semen stains out? If Bill C couldn't afford it....
Yeah that would suck if it got on the suede. But no worries armor all to the rescue!!!
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Old 08-28-2009, 11:24 PM   #7
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Amor All is actually shitty shitty stuff!! I wont let it anywhere near my car.

I have a nice roomy backseat, sunroof (for extra head room) and leather interior - my car was made for this.

Im not sure how old chunky is, but +or- 6 yrs and they're now on my to do list




Serious stuff now - date #3 tonite....am I allowed to put out now?????????
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Old 08-29-2009, 12:31 AM   #8
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Old 08-29-2009, 10:37 AM   #9
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...for extra head room...
Ducks gives "extra head"! That's why she's the hottest Cellarite.
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Old 08-29-2009, 11:57 AM   #10
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Amor All is actually shitty shitty stuff!! I wont let it anywhere near my car.
It was quite fashionable back in the day.. apparently it had been used on the vinyl seats in the car my older brother used to take his driver license test. He came to a stop at one point and teh examiner slid forward off the seat!
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Old 08-29-2009, 06:26 PM   #11
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It's OK for plastic (vinyl), but bad for leather.
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Old 08-29-2009, 09:55 PM   #12
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How about windex? That's what I use on my leather, plastic, glass....
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Old 08-30-2009, 04:03 AM   #13
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How about windex? That's what I use on my leather, plastic, glass....
Dont know about windex on leather....I use a leather cleaner and then leather creme, for the rest of the interior I use this stuff called "Dash Dandy"...its freakin' amazing!!! Smells devine and conditions the rest of the interior. You can use it on leather as well, but I dont.

Can also use it on mudflaps and the black plastic on the exterior....at the car yard I would dash dandy everything!! (Including the interior plastic plants).
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Old 08-31-2009, 04:31 PM   #14
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... leather creme...
How do you get the bull to cooperate?
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Old 08-29-2009, 09:59 PM   #15
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you guys turned a ducksnuts mght get some eventually thread into a windex for car cleaning thread?

shame :
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