Why did you come to the Cellar? - Page 9

Dingleschmutz · 10-25-2007, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Welcome Dingleschmutz, hope you fid something to stick around for

No obligatory goatse or snarky comments for the n00b? Color me flummoxed.

But thanks.

Sundae · 10-25-2007, 04:20 PM

Nah, we don't count it as much fun until we know what your weak points are

Aliantha · 10-25-2007, 05:08 PM

Yeah...just wait DM, the best is yet to come.

lol Believe me, it'll happen if you say something which someone considers to be stupid or naive or ignorant or unfunny or...or...or...

Dingleschmutz · 10-25-2007, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Believe me, it'll happen if you say something which someone considers to be stupid or naive or ignorant or unfunny or...or...or...

Or Caturday?

Nah, no worries, I'm aware of forum protocol. Moose out front told me. I'll try to slip up soon though for your n00b-bashing viewing pleasure though

Aliantha · 10-25-2007, 06:20 PM

They might let you get a hundred posts or so up before they do that though. Lull you into a false sense of security, then pounce on your arse.

DanaC · 10-25-2007, 07:12 PM

Well hello DS! Welcome to the Cellar. Unusual handle you got there....is there a story behind that name?

zippyt · 10-25-2007, 07:24 PM

Yeah Whats the deal DUDE ??

Oh and Howdy !

Dingleschmutz · 10-25-2007, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Lull you into a false sense of security, then pounce on your arse.

Yeesh, is this a forum or an episode of Oz? Ok, so invest in some soap-on-rope and don't piss off the poofters. I think I got it, thanks for the heads up

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Well hello DS! Welcome to the Cellar. Unusual handle you got there....is there a story behind that name?

Ha, no, not really. It was a spur-of-the-moment idea for an insulting name for my neighbor when he was cheating at NBA Jam when I was about 12. We laughed for about 10 minutes at how stupid it was, and I don't think I've thought of it again until I needed a user handle when signing up here. Go figure, the things that come to your mind when you least expect them... I usually use Tracer Bullet, but that sounded a little pretentious to use in a place where I don't know anyone, so dingleschmutz it is.

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Originally Posted by zippyt

Yeah Whats the deal DUDE ??

Oh and Howdy !

Heidy-ho.

monster · 10-26-2007, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz

Heidy-ho.

Dingleschmutz · 10-26-2007, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Hmmm...I'm feeling like the dingleman just slammed me. lol

Bastard!

Ha, nah, I'm unarmed in cellar-world, I'm behaving right now. Just a little dingle-charm for you.

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Originally Posted by monster

Really, come on now, she's a flamboyant prostitute! She lacks many of the prominent physical features of a true ho... I mean Jamie-Lynn Discala even played her part in...

Ok, I'm ruining your joke, my apologies, it did make me roffle a little on the inside. Speaking of escorts though, I should probably stop derailing this thread and explore some other areas. Do I need someone to hold my hand when I step out of here, or am I going to be eaten alive regardless?

monster · 10-26-2007, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz

I going to be eaten alive regardless?

How tasty are you?

DanaC · 10-26-2007, 02:49 AM

Dingleschmutz is a waaaay better name than Tracer Bullet imo *smiles*

Razzmatazz13 · 10-26-2007, 03:56 AM

Agreed

Edit: oh yah...

Aliantha · 10-26-2007, 04:04 AM

Hmmm...I'm feeling like the dingleman just slammed me. lol

Bastard!

Razzmatazz13 · 10-26-2007, 04:13 AM

Don't you mean....

Cock!

(Well it's how I got welcomed.... http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=374859&postcount=74)

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10-25-2007, 04:20 PM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Nah, we don't count it as much fun until we know what your weak points are __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-25-2007, 05:08 PM	#3
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yeah...just wait DM, the best is yet to come. lol Believe me, it'll happen if you say something which someone considers to be stupid or naive or ignorant or unfunny or...or...or... __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-25-2007, 06:20 PM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	They might let you get a hundred posts or so up before they do that though. Lull you into a false sense of security, then pounce on your arse. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-25-2007, 07:24 PM	#7
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Yeah Whats the deal DUDE ?? Oh and Howdy ! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-25-2007, 07:12 PM	#6
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Well hello DS! Welcome to the Cellar. Unusual handle you got there....is there a story behind that name?

10-26-2007, 02:49 AM	#12
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Dingleschmutz is a waaaay better name than Tracer Bullet imo smiles

10-26-2007, 03:56 AM	#13
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	Agreed Edit: oh yah... __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

10-26-2007, 04:04 AM	#14
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Hmmm...I'm feeling like the dingleman just slammed me. lol Bastard! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-26-2007, 04:13 AM	#15
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	Don't you mean.... Cock! (Well it's how I got welcomed.... http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=374859&postcount=74) __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

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