06-08-2005, 09:18 PM | #121 |
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what's a hitler?
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06-08-2005, 09:23 PM | #122 |
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like a landing strip but shorter.
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06-09-2005, 08:23 PM | #123 |
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NEW RULE:
FOR ALL SEXUAL THREADS, THE MENTION OF A URETHRAL CATHETER IS PUNISHABLE BY INSTANT PAINFUL DEATH. |
06-09-2005, 08:33 PM | #124 |
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Oh good. So Gerbils are still OK then?
Found a new children's book "Pop goes the Hamster and other microwave games" Two Gerbils in a bar one says to the other " Ya, fancy getting shit-faced tonite?"
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06-09-2005, 10:49 PM | #125 | |
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Where's the cigar?
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06-09-2005, 10:57 PM | #126 | |
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06-09-2005, 11:00 PM | #127 |
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New Found Favourite........
Small Bowl of really cold and icy ice cream..... Small bowl of slightly warmed up chocolate sauce...... a small, really SOFT bristled paint brush....... Mmmmmmmmmmmm
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06-09-2005, 11:01 PM | #128 | |
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06-09-2005, 11:05 PM | #129 | |
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another thing that a girl i used to date was that she'd let it grow out and then shave "themes" in. be it a heart or an arrow, hell once she even did a smiley face!!
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06-09-2005, 11:10 PM | #130 |
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i dated ( for a few hours, anyway) a chick that was clean shaven and she had a wonderful tattoo just above her beautiful vertical smile.
Enjoy Your Meal - i wonder if she'll still like the tattoo when she is 65?
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06-09-2005, 11:38 PM | #131 |
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one time i was visiting an all nude, byob, establishment and i went up to give a dancer a tip and she was shaven with a tatoo of a cats eyes and whiskers.....clever, i thought, at least in my drunken state anyway.....
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Nobody, except by misunderstanding, was referring to the other kind. However, if you are in need of a treatise on indwelling, texas, and straight, I could certainly oblige.
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06-10-2005, 01:32 AM | #133 |
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Apparently I upset (or possibly excited) the Texans . So, by way of explanation only, I present, the Texas Catheter (NSFC_B)
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06-10-2005, 11:13 AM | #134 |
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My mistake, I read 'catheter' and then 'groin' and immediately splashed bleach into my eyes.
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06-10-2005, 11:28 AM | #135 |
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A very reasonable reaction.
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