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Old 04-01-2008, 11:14 PM   #121
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So, who's a guy gotta fuck to get on report around here? Jeezus.

I mean...Jesus?
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Old 04-01-2008, 11:56 PM   #122
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you're on report for making me picture you fucking a guy.


damn you .


damn you straight to hell



I know you didnt say 'what guy do i have to fuck to get on report'...but thats what my belligerent homophobic side heard and took offense to.

better safe than sorry.
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Old 04-02-2008, 12:03 AM   #123
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special dispensation

the pope of being on report called.

he said you are all absolved. everyone is off of report as of 1:17 AM EST April 2nd 2008. I don't know what the special occasion is....but, I don't make the rules. Cicero, erase your list. it's a new beginning. or...the end of the world... i can't be bothered to differentiate.



~~~~end of missive~~~~
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Old 04-02-2008, 12:35 AM   #124
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Well that's no fun...fuck the pope!
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Old 04-02-2008, 12:36 PM   #125
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That's funny because I just spoke with the On Report pope,11:20 SMT 4/02/02,and he said I should take a hard look at putting everyone that has posted in this thread On Report. Effective immediately.

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=16947

Uuugh...that's ugly....nevermind..carry on.
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Old 04-02-2008, 08:11 PM   #126
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I think you'll find there's a queue.
I'll wait.
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Old 04-02-2008, 08:30 PM   #127
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Well that's no fun...fuck the pope!
Think we should leave that to Elspode?
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Old 04-03-2008, 12:27 AM   #128
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I thought he said he was doing Jesus though?
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:21 AM   #129
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Yea, fuck the pope!!! Does He have a Drill Sergeant Hat?????

FUCK NO!
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Old 04-03-2008, 07:27 AM   #130
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So what's the report stuff all about .........I don't get it?
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Old 04-03-2008, 07:53 AM   #131
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And for that....YOU are now on report till you figure it out!
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Old 04-03-2008, 08:25 AM   #132
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that's report abuse, classic. You're on report, yourself.
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Old 04-03-2008, 09:11 AM   #133
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I think we need On Report Cards...so we know how well we're doing at being on report.
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Old 04-03-2008, 09:17 AM   #134
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HEY!!!

WTF? You playing hookey from work today, Mr.?
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Old 04-03-2008, 09:23 AM   #135
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I like to use my vacation days being sick. Its grand.
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