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[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by plthijinx

hahahaha! from here

God, he is such a douche. hahahaha is right.

[Nirvana]

LINK

Pretty Scary!

A 51-year-old Los Angeles County worker died at her desk last Friday, and was not found there until the next afternoon, when a Saturday security guard was making the weekend rounds.

Rebecca Wells, who was employed by the L.A. County Department of Internal Services in the risk management division, was last seen alive by co-workers on Friday at about 9AM. "She was always working," commented one co-worker. The exact time of her death has not been determined.

Representatives from the L.A. County Coroner's office are still trying to determine the cause of her death, but so far, it is still a mystery. No foul play is suspected, however -- Wells is believed to have died of natural causes. Downy police are still investigating as well.

Wells, a compliance auditor and USC graduate, had become a grandmother just a week ago. She was well liked and respected by her colleagues, who described her as "nothing short of enthusiastic."

Notice they say she was well liked? Obviously not really

[TheMercenary]

Now here is a family man!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...dchildren.html

[Clodfobble]

Oh, that can't be true. I have it on good authority that marriage has always been 1:1, throughout the centuries.

[Perry Winkle]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I have it on good authority that marriage has always been 1:1, throughout the universe, since time began with dinosaurs and man living peacefully together.

Fixed that for you.

[Sundae]

Rinkmini, one of Mr Chana's wives who is 35 years old, said: 'We stay around him as he is the most important person in the house. He is the most handsome person in the village.

She says Mr Chana noticed her on a morning walk in the village 18 years ago and wrote her a letter asking for her hand in marriage.

She was 12. Dirty old man.

How is he going to give all his sons a start in life, anyway?
He's marrying women young enough to be their daughters?

But you're right, Clod. 1:1 is the most natural state, and has been since The Creation.

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

She was 12. Dirty old man.

I think the word you are looking for is pedophile.


Foot3 ... that is brilliant. I'd love it if he plays hardball and forces the sale.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

I think the word you are looking for is pedophile.


Foot3 ... that is brilliant. I'd love it if he plays hardball and forces the sale.

As long as it isn't tried in AZ he may have a shot at it. (link to hit and run case where perp was "too important" to be punished)

[GunMaster357]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

She was 12. Dirty old man.

How is he going to give all his sons a start in life, anyway?
He's marrying women young enough to be their daughters?

But you're right, Clod. 1:1 is the most natural state, and has been since The Creation.

Sorry to contradict you but 35 minus 18 is 17.

Not too young to marry even in some of our western countries.

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by GunMaster357

Sorry to contradict you but 35 minus 18 is 17.
Not too young to marry even in some of our western countries.

You're right in that I'm wrong - I really should check & double check my maths as I know I have dyscalculia.

But he's still a dirty old man after all.
Just not a paedo.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

You're right in that I'm wrong - I really should check & double check my maths as I know I have dyscalculia.

But he's still a dirty old man after all.
Just not a paedo.

The pot calling the kettle black?

[Shawnee123]

Thank...um, er...GOD. I'd hate to have to kill 4 or 5 men, instead of just one.

[footfootfoot]

wells fargo shenanigans

http://consumerist.com/2011/02/how-t...lls-fargo.html

[Sundae]

Eh?
I admit to occasional dirtiness, but not lusting after 17 year olds. Well, not since I was 17.
And last time I checked I wasn't a man.

[footfootfoot]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/02/26...atal-new-york/