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06-27-2006, 07:31 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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No...it was a friend.
Have you ever lied to yourself about how you were going to exercise?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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06-27-2006, 08:11 AM
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You're just jealous 'cause the little voices talk to me
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Netherlands
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Yes, regularly.
Right now, do you wear shoes? |
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06-27-2006, 08:13 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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No, sandals.
Is your eczema itchy?
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06-27-2006, 08:52 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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No, just white, scaly and ugly.
Have you ever taken a swig of soda and had it bubble out of your nose?
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog |
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06-27-2006, 09:28 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Yes.
Has your cellar also been repeatedly flooding over the past few days? |
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06-27-2006, 09:59 AM
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Marching In!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Wichita, KS
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No. I don't have a cellar.
Have you ever went outside to clean your pool only to find a stiff dead bird in it?
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"Smile before bed.You'll sleep better." |
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06-27-2006, 10:58 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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No thanks. Too stringy.
Would you like a hot pocket?
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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06-27-2006, 11:01 AM
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Come on, cat.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
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No thanks, I've heard they really suck.
I don't know what to have for lunch though, what are you gonna have?
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06-27-2006, 11:22 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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Yes, I mean no!
How about a yogurt and banana?
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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06-27-2006, 11:28 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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No, thank you.
Do you like green eggs and ham? 
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06-27-2006, 11:31 AM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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No, we already said we don't want a Hot Pocket.
Standup great Jim Gaffigan has a great bit about Hot Pockets, ever hear it? |
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06-27-2006, 11:35 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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No
Is it available online?
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06-27-2006, 12:05 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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I was skeptical but it sure is, on this page:
http://www.jimgaffigan.com/all_video.shtml I've seen him do the bit better though. Letterman audiences are weird, they're like too revved up for stand-up sometimes. Are you actually going to watch the clip? |
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06-27-2006, 12:23 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Yes, as a matter o'fact!
Excellent clip! I got one out of the machine here at work once, then realized it should be renamed "shit pocket." Do you like Chef Boy Ar Dee ravioli?
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