There's lumberthing I want to tell you - Page 87

captainhook455 · 02-18-2018, 10:34 AM

I declare this is my thread. I mean I like pussy like most other men, but pussy will not rule my life. I have had my head stuck between a pair of legs many a time so I know what I am talking about.

A man can do most anything he wants if he can lick it and dick it. Beer in the fridge, Marlboro in the freezer. Ride the bike when he wants, talk to buddies at a bar come home and take care of business.

Guys when you come home does she get a peck of a kiss? Women want a kiss like when you first kissed her way long ago. Squeeze her butt too.

Poor Jim will be out in the yard this spring planting more flowers. I think someone else is doing all the work.

The point of this post is that this is Jims thread and he wanted me to talk through the cellar. But he don't talk back. Kinda like share our adventures in this thread.

So if he is not allowed back on his own thread then I hereby steal it. Now I need a picture. Hmm.

By the way Jim this post is all in jest. I just miss your posts. My heart bleeds for you. You ought to see the bloody thing.

Oh wait I have a pic of my son. Maybe he is a little tough.

lumberjim · 02-19-2018, 10:13 AM

If you want to talk to me, i'd prefer you text than post stalky comments on this forum or any public site like bookface or the HD forum. I don't know where you got the idea that i wanted you to talk to me through the cellar.

And if I don't reply to your text, that just means I'm busy or I don't feel like talking. I work 12+ hour days where I deal with the public all day, plus 16 salesmen, 5 managers, etc etc. Amanda works from home an has zero contact with live people. So when I get home, and on days off, she wants to talk. I'd rather you didn't make rude and graphic comments that infer that she is preventing me from amusing you.

You get me?

Gravdigr · 02-19-2018, 02:44 PM

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lumberjim · 02-19-2018, 05:37 PM

If i had meant Fuck you, I'd have said it.

Now how bout you butt the fuck out.

Gravdigr · 02-20-2018, 12:29 AM

Dude, relax your sphincter.

I thought you were just giving him shit. Guess I was wrong. Happens more and more...

Butting the fuck out.

Gravdigr · 02-20-2018, 12:31 AM

It was done in the spirit of humor. Not sayin' it matters to you, just sayin'.

captainhook455 · 02-20-2018, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

It was done in the spirit of humor. Not sayin' it matters to you, just sayin'.

Yes it was. Way back when Jim you said you thought we would talk through the cellar, but I texted anyway. My fault. I was just trying to get you to come by and say hello to not just me, but everyone else too.

I said this post is in jest next time I will spell it bigger. Oh northern humor.

lumberjim · 04-17-2018, 06:55 PM

lumberjim · 04-19-2018, 03:18 PM

Gravdigr · 04-19-2018, 03:21 PM

Not butting the fuck in.

lumberjim · 04-19-2018, 05:21 PM

yer butt still sore I guess?

Gravdigr · 04-20-2018, 12:43 PM

No, it's a hot dog now.

lumberjim · 04-20-2018, 02:07 PM

Good. Sorry I snapped at you.

hey. It's 4-20 and Super Troopers 2 is out!

Gravdigr · 04-21-2018, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

Good. Sorry I snapped at you.

Meh. I'm sure I deserved it. At some point or another.

lumberjim · 05-08-2018, 04:46 PM

I can't find a combo that isn't awesome

Ya Butterface Shart Blossom

02-19-2018, 10:13 AM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	If you want to talk to me, i'd prefer you text than post stalky comments on this forum or any public site like bookface or the HD forum. I don't know where you got the idea that i wanted you to talk to me through the cellar. And if I don't reply to your text, that just means I'm busy or I don't feel like talking. I work 12+ hour days where I deal with the public all day, plus 16 salesmen, 5 managers, etc etc. Amanda works from home an has zero contact with live people. So when I get home, and on days off, she wants to talk. I'd rather you didn't make rude and graphic comments that infer that she is preventing me from amusing you. You get me? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-19-2018, 02:44 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-19-2018, 05:37 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	If i had meant Fuck you, I'd have said it. Now how bout you butt the fuck out. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-20-2018, 12:29 AM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Dude, relax your sphincter. I thought you were just giving him shit. Guess I was wrong. Happens more and more... Butting the fuck out. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-20-2018, 12:31 AM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	It was done in the spirit of humor. Not sayin' it matters to you, just sayin'. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-18-2018, 10:34 AM	#1
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I declare this is my thread. I mean I like pussy like most other men, but pussy will not rule my life. I have had my head stuck between a pair of legs many a time so I know what I am talking about. A man can do most anything he wants if he can lick it and dick it. Beer in the fridge, Marlboro in the freezer. Ride the bike when he wants, talk to buddies at a bar come home and take care of business. Guys when you come home does she get a peck of a kiss? Women want a kiss like when you first kissed her way long ago. Squeeze her butt too. Poor Jim will be out in the yard this spring planting more flowers. I think someone else is doing all the work. The point of this post is that this is Jims thread and he wanted me to talk through the cellar. But he don't talk back. Kinda like share our adventures in this thread. So if he is not allowed back on his own thread then I hereby steal it. Now I need a picture. Hmm. By the way Jim this post is all in jest. I just miss your posts. My heart bleeds for you. You ought to see the bloody thing. Oh wait I have a pic of my son. Maybe he is a little tough.

04-17-2018, 06:55 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	__________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-19-2018, 03:18 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	__________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-19-2018, 03:21 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Not butting the fuck in. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-19-2018, 05:21 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yer butt still sore I guess? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-20-2018, 12:43 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	No, it's a hot dog now. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-20-2018, 02:07 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Good. Sorry I snapped at you. hey. It's 4-20 and Super Troopers 2 is out! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-08-2018, 04:46 PM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I can't find a combo that isn't awesome Ya Butterface Shart Blossom __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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