What might be making you a tad apprehensive, but might not, as it's too soon to tell - Page 87

BigV · 10-16-2019, 09:46 PM

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Griff · 10-17-2019, 07:06 AM

I think my last purple shirt went in the trash a while ago. I'll tidy my beard in support.

monster · 10-17-2019, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

Whatever it is, I'm trying to be there for you.

People die. Purple live. The dead have the easier path. The survivors have to keep waking up every day and get on with life. Anything I can do to share your load, just ask.

<3

I will, thanks

Gravdigr · 10-17-2019, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

Anything I can do to share your load, just ask.

I'm about to drop a load. Wanna share that?

I'm trying to get the level below my eyes...

lumberjim · 10-17-2019, 07:12 PM

I think you're talking shit

Gravdigr · 10-17-2019, 07:38 PM

Tell him what he's won, Johnny!

monster · 10-17-2019, 08:43 PM

You wanna talk shit? Here is my current problem.......

Thunderboy goes to U of M Dearborn. It's technically a different University from The main Ann Arbor Campus. (And U of m Flint) but students may join U of M teams on any campus and use the facilities etc. We live in Ann Arbor so it has been very easy for TB to join the Men's Water Polo Team which practices here in Ann Arbor.

But.... Canham Natatorium has has a cryptosporidium outbreak. So the team is "quarantined" and may not travel to the tournament in indiana this weekend unless they pass a poop test. He went yesterday morning, they said they needed him to come back in the afternoon to see a doc to get the requisition. he got stuck in traffic and missed it by a few minutes, they sent him to the 24 hour lab. they found a requisition in the system, did the test, the results are ready but no-one will give them to him. he has to return to the requisitioning body .... which just says U of M labs on the order. The people on the phone told him to go back to the 24 hour lab who told him to call the people on the phone...... There is no time to start over

sexobon · 10-17-2019, 10:15 PM

Even if he didn't see a doc, someone authorized the requisition. Call Michigan Medicine Laboratories (MLabs) @ 800.862.7284 and have them pull up the requisition to give you the doctor's name and phone number. The results should've been sent to the doctor's office. Call that office for the results and have them faxed to whoever needs it.

It's worth a try.

monster · 10-17-2019, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

Even if he didn't see a doc, someone authorized the requisition. Call Michigan Medicine Laboratories (MLabs) @ 800.862.7284 and have them pull up the requisition to give you the doctor's name and phone number. The results should've been sent to the doctor's office. Call that office for the results and have them faxed to whoever needs it.

It's worth a try.

thanks, he did -MLabs were who told him he could get the result from the 24 hour lab ...who gave him the MLabs number...... they gabe him the non-freephone number too

I have his GP trying to help now. So lucky she had a baby the same time who ended up in the same class at the same schools so is now a friend too.... she's going to get her hoard of nurses on the case first thing in the morning. Prob is, they mostly work with the other Non U M hospital, but any port in a storm, right?

What do we think the collective noun for nurses should be? hoard seems rude.... A "Caring" might be accurate but pukey.... A Swab? yes, I kinda like that. A Swab of Nurses

lumberjim · 10-17-2019, 11:26 PM

Rack of nurses

sexobon · 10-18-2019, 12:16 AM

staphylonurses

(staphylo = cluster)

Gravdigr · 10-18-2019, 01:05 PM

A hosiery of nurses

Know how to tell which is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

fargon · 10-18-2019, 02:12 PM

"Hark a herd of nurse" Hawkeye Pierce

monster · 10-18-2019, 09:43 PM

well, we got the result, he's clear, but they're not going anyway. Indiana doesn't want them

sexobon · 10-19-2019, 07:43 AM

They might've got stuck in traffic and missed their start time anyway.

10-16-2019, 09:46 PM	#1291
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10-17-2019, 07:06 AM	#1292
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I think my last purple shirt went in the trash a while ago. I'll tidy my beard in support. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-17-2019, 07:12 PM	#1295
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10-17-2019, 07:38 PM	#1296
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10-17-2019, 08:43 PM	#1297
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You wanna talk shit? Here is my current problem....... Thunderboy goes to U of M Dearborn. It's technically a different University from The main Ann Arbor Campus. (And U of m Flint) but students may join U of M teams on any campus and use the facilities etc. We live in Ann Arbor so it has been very easy for TB to join the Men's Water Polo Team which practices here in Ann Arbor. But.... Canham Natatorium has has a cryptosporidium outbreak. So the team is "quarantined" and may not travel to the tournament in indiana this weekend unless they pass a poop test. He went yesterday morning, they said they needed him to come back in the afternoon to see a doc to get the requisition. he got stuck in traffic and missed it by a few minutes, they sent him to the 24 hour lab. they found a requisition in the system, did the test, the results are ready but no-one will give them to him. he has to return to the requisitioning body .... which just says U of M labs on the order. The people on the phone told him to go back to the 24 hour lab who told him to call the people on the phone...... There is no time to start over __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-17-2019, 10:15 PM	#1298
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Even if he didn't see a doc, someone authorized the requisition. Call Michigan Medicine Laboratories (MLabs) @ 800.862.7284 and have them pull up the requisition to give you the doctor's name and phone number. The results should've been sent to the doctor's office. Call that office for the results and have them faxed to whoever needs it. It's worth a try.

10-17-2019, 11:26 PM	#1300
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Rack of nurses __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-18-2019, 12:16 AM	#1301
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	staphylonurses (staphylo = cluster)

10-18-2019, 01:05 PM	#1302
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A hosiery of nurses Know how to tell which is the head nurse? She's the one with dirty knees. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-18-2019, 02:12 PM	#1303
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	"Hark a herd of nurse" Hawkeye Pierce __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

10-18-2019, 09:43 PM	#1304
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	well, we got the result, he's clear, but they're not going anyway. Indiana doesn't want them __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-19-2019, 07:43 AM	#1305
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	They might've got stuck in traffic and missed their start time anyway.

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