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			Sometimes Jeremy Corbyn looks almost like he's alive.  It's kinda creepy.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Sitting in the waiting area at the gas station.  My 24 year old car is next in line for safety inspection and emissions test.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Yes!  They came with my car and I jumped in a drove away instead of updating you all. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	And then I fixed my dome light that hadn't worked for a year or so on the door setting. I spent like 2 hours cleaning contacts and checking continuity and voltage and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working. Finally a Google search told me that I needed to fix a loose rivet, so that's when I noticed a loose rivet was actually the problem. An awkward maneuver consisting of a center punch in a vise and holding the dome light over the punch while holding a nail set with the same hand and whacking it with a hammer with the other hand fixed it perfectly. Replaced the old dim bulb with a bright LED and it's better than new.  | 
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			Heh, get away quick before they change their mind.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Fixing shit is very gratifying
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 still says videotape 
			
			
			
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	If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis  | 
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			Amen.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.  | 
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			That's why we have "FIFY."
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Breaking shit that desperately deserves it can be very satisfying also.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 I hear them call the tide 
			
			
			
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			Hoping Polo Girl's long-planned Spring Break trip might actually work out.  She's the biggest Harry potter Freak and doing a masters degree in Florida.  So visiting the Wizarding World was immediately on her plans once accepted.  And now COVID.  Many parks in Orlando have closed.  She drove down today.  universal says it's closing on Monday.  Hoping beyond all hope she gets her visit in on Sunday.  She's too knackered from driving to do it tomorrow.  Please stay open per your aannouncement, Universal 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			It needs to be this year. Next Spring she wanted to do Starwars, But... highly unlikely her required dig in Rome is going to go ahead this summer, so she might have to be fulfilling that course requirement next spring 
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			 The future is unwritten 
			
			
			
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			Could be a lot less crowded on Sunday.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.  | 
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			 I hear them call the tide 
			
			
			
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			That's what I thought.  Might be awesome.....  and the employees still need to get paid.  You don't go to a theme park to be social, just don't huddle up in line, use hand sani, don't touch your face, it'll be fine. fine.  Then stay away from old people.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart  | 
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			The biggest thing in her favor is she's young and healthy, so even if exposed to it she'll have flu symptoms for a week or two then be immune.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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