I wish i was home getting drunk right now - Page 8

wolf · 07-12-2005, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

Yeah, and Budweiser tastes about 800% worse than Bud Light.

Which tastes about 800% worse than beer.

Queen of the Ryche · 07-12-2005, 01:30 PM

which is 800% better than life itself.

bluecuracao · 07-12-2005, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

At minimum, you should drink an equal amount of water to the amount of alcohol consumed.

Shit, no wonder! Though I wouldn't have enough time to drink that much water. Maybe I should learn to hook up my own IV.

mrnoodle · 07-12-2005, 03:05 PM

Hangover remedy del noodle: take a B.C. powder before your third drink and drink a big glass of Tang before you go to sleep (and one upon awakening). Your stomach still wants to turn backflips, but the headache and light/noise sensitivity aren't nearly as bad. The Tang seems to neutralize that "alcohol seeping out of your pores" smell, and the extra liquid keeps you hydrated.

Queen of the Ryche · 07-12-2005, 03:27 PM

mashed potatoes and gravy. and lotsa water.

Clodfobble · 07-12-2005, 04:09 PM

Waffles (no syrup).

But I've only had a hangover once in my life, and I'm really not sure if I was hung over or just still drunk.

wolf · 07-13-2005, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bluecuracao

Shit, no wonder! Though I wouldn't have enough time to drink that much water. Maybe I should learn to hook up my own IV.

Hang a Banana Bag.

wolf · 07-13-2005, 01:41 AM

I would recommend Gatorade over Tang for the morning pick-me-up ... but (important caution) Never ever EVER use Gatorade powder to mix grain punch.

Bad mojo.

lumberjim · 05-12-2006, 06:16 PM

i hate new salesmen. gah!

Dagney · 05-12-2006, 06:18 PM

This is why you tell him it's his job to buy the <insert your title here> X rounds of drinks.

Works with our new programmers.

jinx · 05-12-2006, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i hate new salesmen. gah!

It's your own fault for not beating one to death on the showroom floor a long time ago. Respect must be earned, grasshopper.

footfootfoot · 05-12-2006, 07:06 PM

LJ, I will put another guinness in the fridge right now and drink it in your stead. Oh the hell with that. I'll put it in the freezer so it chills faster. Who am I kidding?

what jinx said.

Urbane Guerrilla · 05-12-2006, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I would recommend Gatorade over Tang for the morning pick-me-up ... but (important caution) Never ever EVER use Gatorade powder to mix grain punch.

Bad mojo.

Literally bad mojo -- good mojo is made of fruit juices (any), some canned pineapple chunks with their juice, equal parts rum and vodka (2-3 bottles each), and some beer, some neutralish soda, both for the fizz. Mix in a clean trashcan liner in a clean new trashcan -- this is a quantity beverage, intended to supply thirty or more naval partiers intending to get about crosseyed before the evening is over.

But Gatorade just DOESN'T go with alcohol -- that's not a beverage, it's a practical joke.

Me, I put down at least a pint of plain water before retiring after a night like that, and at least that much again if I, um, lose the first dose. Metabolizing alcohol removes water from your system, so it does you good to supply yourself with its replacement.

lumberjim · 10-24-2007, 08:28 PM

c'mon, Juan. you overtalking, gold chain wearing, doofus....get your deal in here....

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-24-2007, 08:52 PM

Hmm... it's coming up Halloween... must be Zombie Thread Jamboree...

07-12-2005, 01:30 PM	#107
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07-12-2005, 03:05 PM	#109
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Hangover remedy del noodle: take a B.C. powder before your third drink and drink a big glass of Tang before you go to sleep (and one upon awakening). Your stomach still wants to turn backflips, but the headache and light/noise sensitivity aren't nearly as bad. The Tang seems to neutralize that "alcohol seeping out of your pores" smell, and the extra liquid keeps you hydrated. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

07-12-2005, 03:27 PM	#110
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	mashed potatoes and gravy. and lotsa water. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

07-13-2005, 01:41 AM	#113
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I would recommend Gatorade over Tang for the morning pick-me-up ... but (important caution) Never ever EVER use Gatorade powder to mix grain punch. Bad mojo. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-12-2006, 06:16 PM	#114
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07-12-2005, 04:09 PM	#111
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Waffles (no syrup). But I've only had a hangover once in my life, and I'm really not sure if I was hung over or just still drunk.

05-12-2006, 06:18 PM	#115
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05-12-2006, 07:06 PM	#117
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10-24-2007, 08:28 PM	#119
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	c'mon, Juan. you overtalking, gold chain wearing, doofus....get your deal in here.... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-24-2007, 08:52 PM	#120
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