Taking the Nigerian Scam Up a Notch

[ZenGum]

A friend of mine got a message recently, the long-lost relative has died, you are the sole heir, please respond. It addressed her by name and was well written.

I should hope so, for a snail-mail letter from the SA public trustee.

For reals, it was genuine.

[glatt]

Hello,
I am a dying woman who has decided to donate my estates and
Sum of 20million pounds to you. You will claim legally for
charitable purpose and good work of the Lord
I am 59 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago,
kindly get back to me if willing to accept my benevolence to you.
So I can have my lawyer immediately transfer all ownership
title to you.
Certainly I never met with you but my mind instincts me to do this.
I hope you act sincerely.
Thank you and God bless you.
Mrs. Lady Morgan

[limey]

Here's a new one

Attn: Sir Madam

This is to inform you that It has come to our notice that the agent who is suppose to deliver your fund to you is still in Georgia because you have refused to comply with the US Custom and Boarder Protection. I wish to remind you of the consequences if you fail to comply with them. with the power invested in me as the Secretary General of the Homeland Security i advise you to comply with the Custom immediately to avoid having your fund confiscated and charging you for money laundry.


You are advise to call the agent Mr. Paul Smith immediately on +2347035737697 or E-mail (smsthmr.paul@yahoo.com.ph) because the needed certificate he will help you get that and it cannot cost you more than $150 unless you have decided to loose your fund.contact him with the contact information below the mail okay.and you have to get back to Mr. Paul Smith with the information below is that he will get the certificate on your name okay.

This is to inform you that your believe me and understood, about and I have nothing to lie to you about this okay, And you have to know that if you can contact Mr. Paul Smith and work with him you are going to receive your ATM card as soon as you want it okay so therefore here is the information of who that receive her own ( taking number 4461661831) by DHL . COM I will be waiting to here from you as soon as you get this mail today okay.

{1}. Your Full Name and Address.
{2}. Your Confidential Tel, Cell and Fax


Do contact him with below information as soon as you get this mail if you do know that you want to receive your fund you contact him with the contact information below.


NAME MR. PAUL SMITH
E-mail mrsmithpaul03@gmail.com
CALL PHONE +2347035737697


Do keep me updated once you have contacted him and also make sure you comply at once so that you will receive your fund before this weekend and you have to know that as soon as you get that done soon you receive your fund and have in mind that anything you are doing we are seeing all get that in mind.


Sinecerely


JANET NAPOLITANO
SECRETARY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
E-MAILjanetnapolitano35@gmail.com

Impressive, no? No

[Griff]

[Sundae]

Hey wait, how come no-one is trying to scam me out of money?
Sigh. Even the scamsters know I'm poor

They don't know I don't have a penis though.
Odd.

[footfootfoot]

How do you expect to earn money without a penis? Maybe that's what they're getting at.

[orthodoc]

Apparently only knights who run brothels need apply. But then, they'd presumably have more to give.

[Sundae]

Once a Madam, always a Madam.
But once a Knight's enough for any man.

[Carruthers]

Originally Posted by Sundae

But once a Knight's enough for any man.

A common myth

[xoxoxoBruce]

Poor guy...

[drake29]

LOL, my email box is full with this bullshit

[xoxoxoBruce]

I won, I won, I'm rich, all I have to do is contact the South African office of the CA lottery.

[Sundae]

I am so stoked!
Finally, someone wants to pay me!!

We have deposited your fund ($2.800`000`00USD) through Money Gram Money Transfer department after our finally meeting regarding your fund, All you will do is to contact Money gram Director Pastor Terry Cool via E-mailtransfermoneygram@qq.com). He will give you direction on how you will be receiving the funds daily. Remember to send him your Full information to avoid wrong transfer such as,

Receiver's Name
Address
Country
Phone Number

Though, Contact Pastor Terry Cool has sent $6000 in your name today so contact him or you call him +229-9655252or+229980385 as soon as you receive this email.
Mr Paul Felix

[bluecuracao]

Got this one today, heh heh.

Dear beloved one in Christ,

I am Mrs.Joyce Hernandez from Fredonia, New york United State of
America but presently in Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia, I am 69 years old, I am deaf i don't hear and I'm suffering from a long time cancer of the breast,From all indication my condition is really deteriorating, and Doctor Kelly Silver have courageously advised me that I may not live beyond the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has reached a critical stage, I was brought up in a motherless babies home, and i was married to my late husband Johnson Hernandez for twenty years without a child.

My husband and I are true Christian's,we lived all day in Kuala
Lumpur,Malaysia, since he was working here as a contractor and got share's with Coca cola here, but quite unfortunately,he died in a fire burnt, he was burnt to ashes none of is body was found,Since his death I decided not to re-marry and because of my bad stage of health, I sold all our Inheritance belongings to me and my late husband Johnson and deposited all the total sum of ( $6.8 Million United State dollars) with the Global Financial Security Company Bank Of New York City United States Flushing New york and all our jewelries Diamonds and Golds with a security company My dearest beloved one in Christ can i trust you to distribute our life earns to the Motherless Homes and Churches and Haiti Suffering people ?

My direct Email: joyce_hernandez112@mail.com

Your's Sincerely Sister in Christ,

Joyce Hernandez.