The Insult Thread - Page 8

Catwoman · 10-05-2004, 08:55 AM

Can't be bothered to insult you all individually, so:

All American's, without exception, are pig-swill swilling, self-indulgent spineless balloons full of fatty deposits, planning pitiful lives at the end of a spunk covered Microsoft 14 inch monitor that is three times as long as your collective penii. You live in fucking houses with fucking washing machines and fucking televisions, parking your 90-gallon car at the end of a rat infested drive, your only exercise picking the gun-obsessed kids up from school after Oprah and Springer and the last important fucking match. Your consumption rivals any black hole except it never disappears, dripping out of resevoirs and landfills all over your ruined little country. You will never understand English jokes because they're all about YOU and your incredible stupidity, because being the dumbest fuckwits the world has ever known is the only thing you will ever be good at.

And, because fair's fair:

On behalf of every American and reasonable Englishman (there aren't many) I would like to remind all you English and European dwellers here that despite the fact that some American's may enjoy a spot of popular culture this does not detract from the fact that you have produced some of the worst music, art, fashion and backpacks ever to have disgraced the surface of this earth. You call yourself cultural but you have no idea about the history of any country other than your own, and consume as many hamburgers, chips and Haribo as any American. You overcharge for every piece of mass-produced tat that spews out of your dirty great factories and blame America for the problems in this world. You are silent when it matters and give George Bush blowjobs while you secretly lay plans for a Master Europe that you actually believe will become the new fucking superpower. Just accept you are weak, obscure and hairy at best, and the next time you laugh at a tourist in your fucking museums remember they're paying for your worthless life and you are the antibody of the superior cultured conniseur you honestly think you are.

slang · 10-05-2004, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catwoman

All American's, without exception, are pig-swill swilling, self-indulgent spineless balloons full of fatty deposits,............fuckwits the world has ever known is the only thing you will ever be good at.

So.....where is the insult? I thought this was the insult thread. Ooops on me.

lookout123 · 10-05-2004, 03:16 PM

Dear Catwoman and associates,

Love the teeth.

Love,
America

Happy Monkey · 10-05-2004, 09:21 AM

My monitor is 21 inches.

elSicomoro · 10-05-2004, 07:12 PM

I just happened to see this in the Philadelphia City Paper...Lord knows some of you could use it:

Zen Meditation Sitting Group
The group welcomes anyone who wishes to sit with others in silent, compassionate awareness. Every Mon., 7pm. Free. First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St. 215.978.4838

busterb · 10-05-2004, 07:33 PM

I hope that most of this is in fun. I find in hard to belive that you can hate someone you've never met. But, being an old man from deep south I guess it can happen. Talk about maybe a dumbass, when went into Army at 16 I knew nothing about shit. I remember a train ride between Mannhiem & Amsterdam. A lady was in car w/me, a hillbilly from W.VA and a polock? We stopped some where, I asked if she would like something. No she said. "They killed millions of my people here. I won't spend a dime."
So we got off & I asked my friends "boy she must have had a lots of kin folks." Alan told me she was a kike. What the hell is that? A Jew, what's that?

Catwoman · 10-06-2004, 03:31 AM

All in good humour, of course

Quote:

Originally Posted by busterb

A Jew, what's that?

Are you asking what a Jew is??

busterb · 10-06-2004, 02:28 PM

No was just stating how unworldly I was at that moment it time. I have been To Dachu, and seen the ovens. Over 40 years ago. Not too bad for a redneck?

Catwoman · 10-07-2004, 08:28 AM

Ah. Not bad. Everyone should visit, keeps history alive and reminds us not to let it happen again.

wolf · 10-07-2004, 10:39 AM

What buster was describing was a not unusual experience for Americans some years back.

Actually not so many years. (Shut up Sycamore, you're ruining my point.)

I remember as a child in the Chicago Suburbs seeing the first Jewish Kids enrolled in my elementary school ... and at the time that my family moved East, we still didn't have any Blacks.

10-07-2004, 11:47 AM

What Wolf said is very true. I went to American military schools on different army bases, so I came into contact with other children who happened to black or hispanic there, but when I started in a new elementary school OFF post, there were no black kids to be found. I met a Jew for the first time in my senior year of high school when one tranferred into my class because his family had moved here from back East somewhere. We were all very intrigued by him (he was kind of cute, too!)

Xaos · 10-07-2004, 12:00 PM

I'm starting to find it pretty strange that most threads being used for insults turn into threads about history...

kerosene · 10-07-2004, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaos

I'm starting to find it pretty strange that most threads being used for insults turn into threads about history...

That's because we are all a bunch of nerds.

oO(Did that count as an insult?)

jinx · 10-07-2004, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

I remember as a child in the Chicago Suburbs seeing the first Jewish Kids enrolled in my elementary school ... and at the time that my family moved East, we still didn't have any Blacks.

When I lived in upstate NY, there were 0 black (or any other minority for that matter) children enrolled in my school. There weren't any black adult residents of the town. There was a protestant church, a catholic church and a masonic temple. There were jews but I think most were summer-only residents.

*just for context, the closest McDonald's was at least an hour away in either direction.

busterb · 10-07-2004, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

What buster was describing was a not unusual experience for Americans some years back.

Actually not so many years. (Shut up Sycamore, you're ruining my point.)

I remember as a child in the Chicago Suburbs seeing the first Jewish Kids enrolled in my elementary school ... and at the time that my family moved East, we still didn't have any Blacks.

The polock I was speaking about was from chi-Town. Hell no I couldn't spell his name on a dare.

One of the ovens. sorry photo I know.

10-05-2004, 08:55 AM	#1
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Can't be bothered to insult you all individually, so: All American's, without exception, are pig-swill swilling, self-indulgent spineless balloons full of fatty deposits, planning pitiful lives at the end of a spunk covered Microsoft 14 inch monitor that is three times as long as your collective penii. You live in fucking houses with fucking washing machines and fucking televisions, parking your 90-gallon car at the end of a rat infested drive, your only exercise picking the gun-obsessed kids up from school after Oprah and Springer and the last important fucking match. Your consumption rivals any black hole except it never disappears, dripping out of resevoirs and landfills all over your ruined little country. You will never understand English jokes because they're all about YOU and your incredible stupidity, because being the dumbest fuckwits the world has ever known is the only thing you will ever be good at. And, because fair's fair: On behalf of every American and reasonable Englishman (there aren't many) I would like to remind all you English and European dwellers here that despite the fact that some American's may enjoy a spot of popular culture this does not detract from the fact that you have produced some of the worst music, art, fashion and backpacks ever to have disgraced the surface of this earth. You call yourself cultural but you have no idea about the history of any country other than your own, and consume as many hamburgers, chips and Haribo as any American. You overcharge for every piece of mass-produced tat that spews out of your dirty great factories and blame America for the problems in this world. You are silent when it matters and give George Bush blowjobs while you secretly lay plans for a Master Europe that you actually believe will become the new fucking superpower. Just accept you are weak, obscure and hairy at best, and the next time you laugh at a tourist in your fucking museums remember they're paying for your worthless life and you are the antibody of the superior cultured conniseur you honestly think you are. __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

10-05-2004, 03:16 PM	#3
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10-05-2004, 09:21 AM	#4
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10-05-2004, 07:33 PM	#6
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	I hope that most of this is in fun. I find in hard to belive that you can hate someone you've never met. But, being an old man from deep south I guess it can happen. Talk about maybe a dumbass, when went into Army at 16 I knew nothing about shit. I remember a train ride between Mannhiem & Amsterdam. A lady was in car w/me, a hillbilly from W.VA and a polock? We stopped some where, I asked if she would like something. No she said. "They killed millions of my people here. I won't spend a dime." So we got off & I asked my friends "boy she must have had a lots of kin folks." Alan told me she was a kike. What the hell is that? A Jew, what's that? __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

10-06-2004, 02:28 PM	#8
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	No was just stating how unworldly I was at that moment it time. I have been To Dachu, and seen the ovens. Over 40 years ago. Not too bad for a redneck? __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

10-05-2004, 07:12 PM	#5
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I just happened to see this in the Philadelphia City Paper...Lord knows some of you could use it: Zen Meditation Sitting Group The group welcomes anyone who wishes to sit with others in silent, compassionate awareness. Every Mon., 7pm. Free. First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St. 215.978.4838

10-07-2004, 08:28 AM	#9
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Ah. Not bad. Everyone should visit, keeps history alive and reminds us not to let it happen again. __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

10-07-2004, 10:39 AM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	What buster was describing was a not unusual experience for Americans some years back. Actually not so many years. (Shut up Sycamore, you're ruining my point.) I remember as a child in the Chicago Suburbs seeing the first Jewish Kids enrolled in my elementary school ... and at the time that my family moved East, we still didn't have any Blacks. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-07-2004, 11:47 AM	#11
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	What Wolf said is very true. I went to American military schools on different army bases, so I came into contact with other children who happened to black or hispanic there, but when I started in a new elementary school OFF post, there were no black kids to be found. I met a Jew for the first time in my senior year of high school when one tranferred into my class because his family had moved here from back East somewhere. We were all very intrigued by him (he was kind of cute, too!)

10-07-2004, 12:00 PM	#12
Xaos Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2	I'm starting to find it pretty strange that most threads being used for insults turn into threads about history...

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