From the Newspaper - Page 8

Carruthers · 12-27-2017, 11:30 PM

It is said that a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion, but doesn't.
Evidently the accused was not a gentleman.

BigV · 12-28-2017, 11:35 PM

Do you know the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

Gravdigr · 01-04-2018, 03:59 PM

I like this thread's opinion of accordions.

And I really like V's joke.

Glinda · 01-04-2018, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I like this thread's opinion of accordions.

And I really like V's joke.

Back in the 1980s in the Bay Area, there was a bus ad campaign paid for by KFOG radio (classic rock). One of the bus banners read, "Use an accordion. Go to jail."

xoxoxoBruce · 01-12-2018, 08:28 PM

Such a bargain...

BigV · 01-14-2018, 12:43 AM

No shit.

Gravdigr · 01-14-2018, 02:14 AM

"No, but it's been fucked in twice at every KOA in the 48 states!!!"

xoxoxoBruce · 01-24-2018, 10:56 AM

One two three fou... wait, one two three fo... no, one two three????

Carruthers · 01-25-2018, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

One two three fou... wait, one two three fo... no, one two three????

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xoxoxoBruce · 01-25-2018, 08:12 AM

So Chris was the runt of the litter.

Carruthers · 01-24-2018, 11:49 AM

Well, Chris had three brothers, and Demo had three brothers, and .....

Well, you get the picture.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-24-2018, 01:35 PM

Very good.

Gravdigr · 01-25-2018, 03:44 PM

Or he had better self control.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-29-2018, 10:07 PM

Oh Hail...

xoxoxoBruce · 02-24-2018, 07:19 PM

WTF, isn't there some kind of law against cooking guide dogs?

12-27-2017, 11:30 PM	#1
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	It is said that a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion, but doesn't. Evidently the accused was not a gentleman. __________________ Last edited by Carruthers; 12-27-2017 at 11:38 PM.

12-28-2017, 11:35 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Do you know the difference between an accordion and a trampoline? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-04-2018, 03:59 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I like this thread's opinion of accordions. And I really like V's joke. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-12-2018, 08:28 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Such a bargain... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-14-2018, 12:43 AM	#6
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	No shit. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-14-2018, 02:14 AM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"No, but it's been fucked in twice at every KOA in the 48 states!!!" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-24-2018, 10:56 AM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	One two three fou... wait, one two three fo... no, one two three???? Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-25-2018, 08:12 AM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	So Chris was the runt of the litter. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-24-2018, 11:49 AM	#11
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Well, Chris had three brothers, and Demo had three brothers, and ..... Well, you get the picture. __________________

01-24-2018, 01:35 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Very good. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-25-2018, 03:44 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Or he had better self control. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-29-2018, 10:07 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oh Hail... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-24-2018, 07:19 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	WTF, isn't there some kind of law against cooking guide dogs? Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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