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Old 01-21-2013, 12:40 PM   #1
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Me???
OH! That is IT!

I'm through with you, so called footfootfoot!

lose my number! forget my address!


I"ll never love again


(walks away sobbing whilst simulanteously asking the sky "WHY?! WHY?!"

then gets hit by a bus.

hope you're happy.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 01-21-2013, 09:18 AM   #2
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Captain Picard has Halitosis?
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:23 AM   #3
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Closer... he's a little old for me though. Better to go after Ralph Fiennes, or Stephen Colbert, or Neil Patrick Harris, or Benedict Cumberbatch...
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Old 01-21-2013, 12:41 PM   #4
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I hope lumberjim comes to see me in the hospital...but not foot!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 01-21-2013, 01:02 PM   #5
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what you doon in hospitaaaahl, girl?
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Old 01-21-2013, 01:10 PM   #6
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I got hit by that bus that I didn't see when foot broke my heart (flirting with that Hussie Clodfobble!) and I was sobbing, looking up into the sky as my tears streamed down my face, mixing with the snow, and asking WHY? when the bus hit me.

pay attention, jim.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 01-21-2013, 01:13 PM   #7
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well, the cellar women are dropping like flies.. I though you might be the latest victim.

Now, rub some dirt on your heart and get back out there.
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:56 PM   #8
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Too swoon?
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Old 01-21-2013, 03:30 PM   #9
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Jameson is nice.


Sent by thought transference
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:00 PM   #10
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'Round hyere, we figger sippin whisky is whisky that cowsts a bunch o munny. Ya sposed ta make it last, so's ya sip it.
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Old 01-21-2013, 07:35 PM   #11
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endrunkening is a perfectly cromulent word.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:23 PM   #12
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As is embeveraged.
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:52 AM   #13
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I was at the VA again today. I had a very stern lecture on the effects of alcohol with certain meds especially in light that I have sleep apnea. Sigh, just when I started having fun.

Oh, after that scolding I didn't dare admit to the cigars
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Old 10-28-2013, 07:28 PM   #14
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Moonshine

specifically, See-7-Stars-Moonshine from the Batch 206 Distillery.

Delicious!
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Old 10-28-2013, 08:31 PM   #15
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Water.
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