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Old 04-08-2013, 07:29 AM   #106
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monster, ortho, and Sundae each get 24 points.

monster hope you don't mind I have a spreadsheet going. It's just something I can work on without breaking everything.

53 points: foot, spexx, and glatt
42 points: Nirvana
24 point: monster, Sundae, and Ortho
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Old 04-08-2013, 09:03 AM   #107
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I fucking can't believe I didn't have Thatcher.

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Old 04-08-2013, 10:31 AM   #108
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monster, ortho, and Sundae each get 24 points.

monster hope you don't mind I have a spreadsheet going. It's just something I can work on without breaking everything.

53 points: foot, spexx, and glatt
42 points: Nirvana
24 point: monster, Sundae, and Ortho
I think we might need to hold a meeting five minutes ago about the pleb wedding spreadsheet I expected you to have done precisely 23.5 minutes before you were born.
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Old 04-08-2013, 01:31 PM   #109
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did anyone have Annette Funicello ?
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Old 04-08-2013, 01:47 PM   #110
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Old 04-08-2013, 02:10 PM   #111
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[to a portrait of Margaret Thatcher]
Prime Minister: *You* have this kind of problem? Yeah... of course you did, you saucy minx!
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Old 04-08-2013, 03:59 PM   #112
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did anyone have Annette Funicello ?
We were just good friends...
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Old 04-08-2013, 09:14 PM   #113
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did anyone have Annette Funicello ?
no, but my son's trumpet has an interestingly shaped dent.
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Old 04-10-2013, 09:37 AM   #114
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♪ ♫If I'd had Annette,
I'da had her in the morning,
I'da had her in the evening,
All over this land
♪ ♫
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Old 04-10-2013, 09:38 AM   #115
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Annette Funicello was seriously hot back in the day. I mean, like, smoking.
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Old 04-10-2013, 09:55 AM   #116
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Grav, I think the word you are looking for is "nubile"

It's not just coincidental that the Thesarus example of the use of the word is:

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nubile
adjective
tempted by Frankie's nubile girlfriend
sexually mature; sexually attractive, desirable,
sexy, luscious; marriageable; informal beddable.
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Old 04-10-2013, 11:37 AM   #117
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informal beddable? is there a FORMAL form?
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Old 04-10-2013, 12:13 PM   #118
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Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed
I can't; I'm Sandra Dee

Watch it! Hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across,
Even Rock Hudson lost
His heart to Doris Day

I don't drink (no)
Or swear (no)
I don't rat my hair (eew)
I get ill from one cigarette
(cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky draws
Would you pull that crap with Annette?

As for you Troy Donahue,
I know what you wanna do
You got your crust
I'm no object of lust
I'm just plain Sandra Dee

Elvis, Elvis, let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me!
Just keep your cool
Now your starting to drool
Hey Fongool, I'm Sandra Dee!
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Old 04-10-2013, 01:21 PM   #119
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Never knew what that line meant.
Thank you.
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Old 04-12-2013, 10:24 PM   #120
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Annette Funicello was seriously hot back in the day. I mean, like, smoking.
She's probably smoking now too. or did they bury her?
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