2011 Cellar Fantasy Football

[infinite monkey]

Thanks Pico!

We worked hard at practice this week. We knew we had some challenges, and our drills were all built around overcoming those challenges. Sure, Hillis being out was a major blow, but we concentrated on what we worked on, and we prevailed. People say we're a young team, that we need to build. Well, we're building, and we're confident we'll end this season on a winning note. [/every post game interview you've ever heard]]

[jimhelm]

Rawr!

[monster]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Thanks Pico!

We worked hard at practice this week. We knew we had some challenges, and our drills were all built around overcoming those challenges. Sure, Hillis being out was a major blow, but we concentrated on what we worked on, and we prevailed. People say we're a young team, that we need to build. Well, we're building, and we're confident we'll end this season on a winning note. [/every post game interview you've ever heard]]

so true.

[infinite monkey]

Division 1
The Flying Spaghetti Monsters 3-0-0
Pico Power 2-1-0
River Rats 1-2-0
Troop 0-3-0

Division 2
The Bullies 3-0-0
Barking Toads 2-1-0
Eagle Green 1-2-0
Ruff Riders 0-3-0

Next game
Pico vs Bullies
Rats vs Green
Troop vs Toads
FSM vs Riders

Just in case anyone cares. Like, you know, the people who are playing?

This is like the Order of Cistercians playing Fantasy Football.

[jimhelm]

I don't think I ever posted what the scoring system is....


Scoring Settings
Offense

Passing

Completions:
1 point

Incomplete Passes:
-1 point

Passing Yards:
1 point per 10 yards

Passing Touchdowns:
6 points

Interceptions Thrown:
-2 points

Every Time Sacked:
-1 point

300-399 Passing Yards Bonus:
5 points

400+ Passing Yards Bonus:
7 points

40+ Passing Yard TD Bonus:
1 point

50+ Passing Yards TD Bonus:
2 points

Rushing
Yards:
1 point per 10 yards

Rushing Touchdowns:
6 points

40+ Rushing Yard TD Bonus:
2 points

50+ Rushing Yard TD Bonus:
4 points

100-199 Rushing Yards Bonus:
4 points

200+ Rushing Yards Bonus:
10 points

Receiving:
Receptions:
1 point

Receiving Yards:
1 point per 10 yards

Receiving Touchdowns:
6 points

40+ Receiving Yard TD Bonus:
2 points

50+ Receiving Yard TD Bonus:
4 points

100-199 Receiving Yards Bonus:
4 points

200+ Receiving Yards Bonus:
10 points

Kickoff and Punt Return
Yards:
1 point per 10 yards

Kickoff and Punt Return Touchdowns:
6 points

Misc Offense

Fumble Recovered for TD:
6 points
Fumbles Lost:
-2 points
2-Point Conversions:
2 points

Kicking

PAT Made:
1 point

PAT Missed:
-1 point

FG Made 0-19:
3 points

FG Made 20-29:
3 points

FG Made 30-39:
3 points

FG Made 40-49:
4 points

FG Made 50+:
5 points

FG Missed 0-19:
-3 points

FG Missed 20-29:
-2 points

FG Missed 30-39:
-1 point

Defense / Special Teams

Sacks:
2 points

Interceptions:
3 points

Fumbles Recovered:
2 points

Fumbles Forced:
1 point

Safeties:
2 points

Touchdowns:
6 points

Blocked Kicks:
3 points

Kickoff and Punt Return

Yards:
1 point per 10 yards

Kickoff and Punt Return Touchdowns:
6 points
Defense

Points Allowed 0:
15 points

Points Allowed 1-6:
10 points

Points Allowed 7-13:
5 points

Points Allowed 14-20:
0 points

Points Allowed 21-27:
0 points

Points Allowed 28-34:
-1 point

Points Allowed 35+:
-5 points

Less than 100 Total Yards Allowed:
10 points

100-199 Yards Allowed:
5 points

200-299 Yards Allowed:
0 points

300-399 Yards Allowed:
-5 points

400-449 Yards Allowed:
-10 points

450-499 Yards Allowed:
-15 points

500+ Yards Allowed:
-20 points

Individual Defensive Players

Tackle:
1 point

Assisted Tackles:
0.5 points

Sack:
3 points

Defense Interception:
3 points

Forced Fumble:
1 point

Fumbles Recovery:
2 points

Touchdown (Interception return):
7 points

Touchdown (Fumble return):
7 points

Touchdown (Blocked kick):
7 points

Blocked Kick (punt, FG, PAT):
2 points

Safety:
2 points

Pass Defended:
1 point

Interception Return Yards:
1 point per 10 yards

Fumble Return Yards:
1 point per 10 yards

Tackles for Loss Bonus:
1 point

Sack Yards:
1 point per 5 yards

10+ Tackles Bonus:
10 points

2+ Sacks Bonus:
10 points

3+ Passes Defended Bonus:
5 points

50+ Yard INT Return TD Bonus:
5 points

50+ Yard Fumble Return TD Bonus:
5 points

good thing the computer keeps track of it, huh?

[jimhelm]

W.

close one, Pico. good game!

[Pico and ME]

You are tough to beat!

If only I had put in Vick. The problem was who to take out to make room for him - Cam or Fitzpatrick? Had I done it, it probably would have been Cam and I would still be in the same boat.

Is it possible for Addai to get -7 points...

[jimhelm]

it is. that would suck.

[infinite monkey]

Sanchez netted me minus 11, but I would've been beat even without that. Wtg green!

[glatt]

I'm on track to continue my perfect losing streak. You might look at me and think I'm not trying to win, but I am!

[Undertoad]

Next week's FSM vs Toads matchup will be interesting. He has NO's QB, RB, TE and the third wideout... I have both of NO's top wideouts. I was thinking about dropping one of them, but now... if I keep both in, that will nullify FSM's QB, because throws to my guys will mean points for both of us.

Big game!

[jimhelm]

@glatt: you've just had all the tough opponents so far. You'll win games.

[jimhelm]

bye weeks begin next week, too folks.. watch your players, make sure they're playing.

[Undertoad]

Ah, NO's top wideout is who Spence has. I may just go with my other WRs and let his game go as NO's goes.

[jimhelm]

he's been hurt all year (Colston). Might be back up to snuff this week, though.