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Old 11-22-2002, 11:38 AM   #1
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HAHAHA. That was good.
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Old 11-22-2002, 01:07 PM   #2
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I am offended as frog leg connoisseur.
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Old 11-22-2002, 03:14 PM   #3
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Old 11-22-2002, 05:42 PM   #4
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How can I be racist? Black People Love Me!!
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Old 11-22-2002, 06:30 PM   #5
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What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the rope.
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Old 11-25-2002, 12:09 PM   #6
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When does a black man turn into a nigger?
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Old 11-25-2002, 01:00 PM   #7
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When does a black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as his brakes fail and the nigger standing in the middle of the road decides to "challenge" the driver to a friendly game of "dual"? One hell of a mexican stand-off if you ask me, but still- one less meddlesome "nigger" to suffer. Not that it's their fault they were raised to act and think like their parents. But a nuisance to most everyone, nonetheless and YES there are many differences.
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Old 11-25-2002, 10:24 PM   #8
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The answer to my last posted picture: an Ethiopian family
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Old 11-26-2002, 11:09 AM   #9
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When does a black man turn into a nigger?
The moment he leaves the room.
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Old 08-30-2010, 09:04 AM   #10
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How are Michael Phelps and Hitler different?


Phelps can finish a race.
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Old 08-30-2010, 05:47 PM   #11
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There was a news report that
the flood in Pakistan was the act of a
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:44 AM   #12
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whats the worse part of being a black jew?
having to stand at the back of the oven.
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Old 11-30-2002, 06:20 PM   #13
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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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Old 11-30-2002, 07:27 PM   #14
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Did you hear about the house the two lesbians built?

There were no studs; it was all tongue-and-groove.
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Old 12-01-2002, 07:48 AM   #15
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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. All she has to do is the handy man.
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