11-24-2008, 03:44 PM | #106 |
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I've never tried to hover over a toilet seat to pee. Having a pee is one of those small pleasures if you happen to own a bladder like mine, so why spoil it by trying to be contortionist?
Better to just sit yourself down and get nice and comfy and damn the consequences!
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11-24-2008, 04:12 PM | #107 |
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I'll hover over a porta-potty, those things scare me. But otherwise, I'm with Ali, sitting to pee is a natural pleasure.
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11-24-2008, 04:13 PM | #108 |
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I'll avoid porta potty's at all costs. lol Those things ARE nasty!
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11-24-2008, 07:24 PM | #109 |
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The ex dropped his cell phone down a portajohn... and went in after it. In his cammies. Which are no longer forest green now. -gag-
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11-24-2008, 07:41 PM | #110 |
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One girl at work peed on the seat and the awesome thing is another called her out on it. She said she hovers over the toilet. I am slowly finding out of many people that do that. I personally don't. There are so many germs out there, whats one more chance at getting one on my thigh(since that's what actually touches the seat).
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11-25-2008, 07:54 AM | #111 |
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Even if they hover, can't they have the courtesy to wipe the seat?
Ugh
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11-25-2008, 09:29 AM | #113 |
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I don't get too worked up about using public toilets. Butt skin is a good barrier against germs. Just wash your hands afterwards, and it's all cool.
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11-25-2008, 01:07 PM | #114 |
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Or hold it until you get home, to your own (hopefully) well scrubbed toilets?
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11-25-2008, 01:51 PM | #115 |
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That's a great idea...except for those pesky JOBS.
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11-25-2008, 02:00 PM | #116 |
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Anyone that says, "I don't like the way you do things". (in general all the way around)
Ok, so you really aren't going to like it when I tell you to "go fuck yourself". Oh hai. Bitter bag speaking...
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11-25-2008, 02:36 PM | #117 |
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You are the best darn bitter bag I ever did see!
I remember an old friend whose boyfriend had broken up with her and she told me once "I'm not done in the bitter barn yet. I'm going to play in the hay awhile." I get that!
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11-25-2008, 02:45 PM | #118 | |
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I suppose though, that if they didn't like the way you did things, then fucking themselves will probably bring them more pleasure anyway right?
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11-25-2008, 02:51 PM | #119 |
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Yea, but who cares?
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11-26-2008, 05:55 AM | #120 |
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