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Old 08-31-2004, 04:48 PM   #1
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Another one that falls into the "so bad it might be brilliant" category.
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Old 08-31-2004, 04:57 PM   #2
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Nimoy's "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" video is mind-numbingly, shockingly, bad.
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Old 08-31-2004, 05:06 PM   #3
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Nimoy's "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" video is mind-numbingly, shockingly, bad.
dam, you beat me to the punch. I was going to suggest that video. For those of you who haven't seen it, DO NOT seek it out! A: That stupid song gets stuck in your head and B: the dancing hobbits in rainbow shirts is sure to give anyone nightmares.
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Old 08-31-2004, 07:09 PM   #4
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Laura Branigan bought the farm just the other day--brain anuerysm I believe. She was 47.
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Old 08-31-2004, 07:19 PM   #5
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Sure make me feel like a jerk...
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Old 08-31-2004, 08:10 PM   #6
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Sure make me feel like a jerk...
No! I just meant look what really bad songs/singing can do to a person! I knew that sooner or later Laura was gonna blow a blood vessel. I didn't mean to make you feel bad. I always hated Laura Branigan's stuff.
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Old 10-06-2004, 05:15 PM   #7
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Eye of the tiger......or.....the Oscar Mayer Weiner Song.......................................Did that work anyone?
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Old 10-06-2004, 06:10 PM   #8
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The lion sleeps tonight. I think it was by a bunch of twats called Tight Fit. Unbelievably crap!
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Old 10-06-2004, 08:36 PM   #9
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C'mon Roosta, that's a great song by the Tokens. Wimoweh, Wimoweh,Wimoweh,Wimoweh.
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Old 10-06-2004, 09:59 PM   #10
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didnt read this thread, but i just heard " we built this city" by starship on our musak. yuk
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Old 10-07-2004, 09:41 AM   #11
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No no, LJ, the Dead are an entirely different overplayed group.
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Old 10-07-2004, 12:25 PM   #12
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David Seville, and that's a fantastic novelty song.
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Old 05-05-2005, 09:40 AM   #13
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The Bilbo music video is even more awful and even more funny than the song alone. You can probably google for it.
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Old 05-05-2005, 12:46 PM   #14
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I'm a child of the 80s, so that's when I developed most of my seething hatred for certain music.

"Unskinny Bop" by Poison. When I first heard the chorus, I vowed never to hear the whole song, under any circumstances. They played it in the mall over and over, and I would walk outside until it was finished. Really. Poison is false metal. To this day, I've never heard that song all the way through, and I never will. I hope they're all raped by syphilitic baboons.

Anything from "St. Anger" by *cough* ""Metallica"" or whoever has inhabited their bodies. For that matter, "Whisky in the Jar-O". It sucks no matter what version.

Speaking of Thin Lizzy, "Jailbreak" is also fucking retarded.

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak,
Somewhere in the town..."

Maybe....hmmm......at the JAIL? Fucking die.

"L.A. Woman" is mindless garbage.

I would put Ratt on here, but their guitarist is one of my favorites. Still, they have the most incomprehensible lyrics of any band, in any genre.

You're In Love
You take the midnight subway train
You're callin all the shots
You take the evening one on one
You're only livin to have fun
You're struck by lightnin
You're in love.
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Tiffany - "I Saw Him Standing There" makes me grind my teeth into powder.
B-52s - "Love Shack", particularly the lines sung by the guy.
Any Guns n Roses song that has whistling in it.


I'll stop now. sorry.
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Old 05-05-2005, 01:13 PM   #15
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B-52s - "Love Shack", particularly the lines sung by the guy
Really? I always loved the B-52's....especially rock lobsta
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