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Old 06-22-2012, 01:02 PM   #106
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If you do anything and don't get something out of it, you've just wasted time. I try to learn something everyday, even if it's just hitting the "Random Article" button at Wikipedia.


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Old 06-27-2012, 03:54 PM   #107
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RIP Norah Ephron. Remember that great scene in When Harry Met Sally?
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Old 06-27-2012, 04:00 PM   #108
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RIP Norah Ephron. Remember that great scene in When Harry Met Sally?
I loved her work but "When Harry Met Sally" ruined my life for about 2 years! LOL
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Old 06-27-2012, 11:24 PM   #109
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I loved her work but "When Harry Met Sally" ruined my life for about 2 years! LOL
Why, did you harbor a burning desire to fake an orgasm for Billy Crystal?
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Old 06-28-2012, 08:34 AM   #110
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Why, did you harbor a burning desire to fake an orgasm for Billy Crystal?
no. It was because I had to hear THIS every fucking day!!!:



Harry Burns: With whom did you have this great sex?
Sally Albright: I'm not going to tell you that.
Harry Burns: Fine, don't tell me.
Sally Albright: Shel Gordon.
Harry Burns: Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you did not have great sex with Sheldon.
Sally Albright: I did too.
Harry Burns: No you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work.
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:24 AM   #111
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:27 AM   #112
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Yabbut, Billy Crystal was a big gay icon, back in the 70s. One of the first openly gay TV characters ...
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:00 AM   #113
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RIP Norah Ephron. Remember that great scene in When Harry Met Sally?
That's a bummer. She was a very funny writer.
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:51 AM   #114
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Wolf, that must have made it hurt even more.
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Old 06-29-2012, 03:11 PM   #115
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I read Wolf's post about Billy Crystal and saw 'characters' and all I heard was '-acters'...Oh, well, if that's the worst I do today, it was a good day.
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Old 07-03-2012, 09:24 AM   #116
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RIP Mr. Griffith:

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Old 07-03-2012, 12:09 PM   #117
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Damn. Just heard.

Any time I hear the words 'Andy Griffith', I don't think about "The Andy Griffith Show", or "Mayberry, RFD".

I think of "What It Was, Was Football".

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Old 07-03-2012, 04:20 PM   #120
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/= just got this as the cookie at the bottom of the page..
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Kinda looks like a big, dumb Andy Griffith. Well, a big Andy Griffith." "Just plain old Andy Griffith!"
- Tom Servo/Crow, "Mad Monster" (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
oof. too soon guys.
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