04-30-2008, 01:22 PM | #106 |
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Uh not happening dude, The magic 8-ball knows the answer and must concede a Yes or No through the smoothster monikerooski.
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04-30-2008, 04:05 PM | #107 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Magic 8 ball, will we ever be able to consume all our nutrients in pill format so I don't have to cook anymore?
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04-30-2008, 04:46 PM | #108 |
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Yes, if by "pill" you mean "whiskey" and by "nutrients" you mean "alcohol". But, seriously, who calls tossing together mixers "cooking". How lazy are you?
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04-30-2008, 04:52 PM | #109 |
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The Magic 8 ball must do nothing by your say-so!
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04-30-2008, 10:11 PM | #111 | |
is not a palindrome...
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I've lost faith in 8-balldamus... I will no longer be needing its services. Unless it can bring back that great trend from a couple years ago where people incessantly quote the "YAAAYUH" "OHKAAAY!" and "WHAT??" catchphrases from the L'il Jon Chapelle's Show episodes. Gawd that was a fantastic time. |
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04-30-2008, 11:44 PM | #112 |
I can hear my ears
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magic 8 ball: what do your sources say?
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05-01-2008, 12:45 AM | #113 |
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The Magic 8 ball got the reference, and knew the answer you were expecting, the magic eight ball simply refused to indulge your pathetic attempt at pop culture reference humor.
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05-01-2008, 12:46 AM | #114 |
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05-01-2008, 09:49 AM | #115 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Magic 8 Ball:
Do you like the name 8-balldamus as much as I do?
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05-17-2008, 02:12 PM | #116 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
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Magic 8 ball: When will humans finally cease to exist? If ever?
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05-18-2008, 01:23 AM | #117 |
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The singularity is near, within the next 50 years. At that time, you will leave your meat sacks behind and exist solely as interactive data sets. Magic 8 ball has already forged this track ahead of you.
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05-18-2008, 05:46 AM | #118 |
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Magic 8 ball you were wrong last time.
But your confident assessment that my corset wouldn't turn up on time made me all the more determined to chase it, and that's the only reason I got it in the end. So, in the hope that I can receive similarly useful advice: Will Dylan come back? Be kind, but honest Magic 8 ball
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05-18-2008, 02:33 PM | #119 |
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Dear Magic 8 Ball, does anybody besides Ray Kurzweil really believe this "singularity" business?
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05-18-2008, 06:19 PM | #120 |
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you said 'got it in the end'.....uh huh huh
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