01-03-2016, 03:50 AM | #11836 |
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I don't think anyone is surprised.
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01-03-2016, 02:42 PM | #11837 |
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01-09-2016, 06:27 PM | #11838 |
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01-10-2016, 10:43 AM | #11839 |
still says videotape
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Now that is a clear sign of the End Times ®.
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01-10-2016, 10:57 AM | #11840 |
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It looks like a baby bird pecked it's way out of his head
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01-13-2016, 12:59 AM | #11841 |
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I'd burn that bale.
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01-13-2016, 11:29 PM | #11842 |
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rodent population gets a boost immediately.
and since I like snakes more than I like wild rodents, this is kinda sad.
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01-14-2016, 12:16 AM | #11843 |
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That thing might steal cows.
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01-14-2016, 12:49 PM | #11844 |
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I had weird snake dreams early this morning, and I think I'm blaming this thread.
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01-23-2016, 12:20 PM | #11845 |
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When I was living in Boston, next door to Emmanuel College, I wondered why those Nuns always carried a book.
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02-12-2016, 03:19 PM | #11847 |
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I wonder how long they thought this was a good idea:
Filename: keepthedogsout
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02-12-2016, 04:09 PM | #11848 |
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Heh. Kinda gross. But I think the filename is the joke, that's a way better idea for other problems, like, did the little trinket that got swallowed make it out yet. You could just (ugh) moosh the poo through and the ring/lego/marble/quarter/magnet/etc would get screened out.
Way better than the way I did it...
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02-12-2016, 07:34 PM | #11849 |
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The night before I got married I was staying at the best man's house. I took some aspirin and swallowed the cap to my front tooth. The hospital said shit in a colander.
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02-13-2016, 12:59 PM | #11850 |
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People are, like, totally tubular dude!
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