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08-31-2016, 01:35 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Common core = rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
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08-31-2016, 03:10 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Test answer to be proud of...
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * His last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * At the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * Liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * Marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * Exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? * Wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? * No problem, he sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has one hand. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? * Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? *No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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09-08-2016, 06:17 PM
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The inch, 12, to his sister whose feet are too close to him: "MM, move your feet."
The MM: "They're MY feet."
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10-18-2016, 07:20 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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At the kids' school they have this deeply-embedded curriculum on the traits of a good citizen/human. They spend part of every day talking about being tolerant, inquisitive, reflective, knowledgeable, caring, etc.
Minifobette spent a considerable amount of time today struggling with how a mirror could possibly be objectively self-aware and consider its own role in a situation (i.e., be reflective.) |
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10-20-2016, 01:48 AM
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I can hear my ears
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Reverse abstract empathy
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11-17-2016, 08:56 PM
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The Millimeter's ACME game is strong. I saw these on the bathroom floor the other day, they are little wagons from her Playmobil castle.
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11-18-2016, 10:15 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Super glue?
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11-18-2016, 11:00 AM
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No, masking tape folded over on itself.
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05-03-2017, 11:53 AM
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The mm is at it again. I'm sure she is being sarcastic but there is a mix of her being proud of her ghastly toenails, and the hope that she's hit on a legit money making idea.
She's got a wicked dry sense of humor and has already bested me in intelligence. Still, she is a bit nutty. Me: OMG You need to trim your toenails. MM: *trims nails - calls me over to see* I think I can sell these on eBay.
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05-03-2017, 01:33 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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She probably can. Sadly enough.
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05-03-2017, 11:22 PM
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Grind 'em up, put a Rhino horn label on 'em, Bam... College tuition.
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05-03-2017, 01:42 PM
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Well, it'll take the strain off paying for college.
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05-04-2017, 10:35 AM
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LMAO
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05-04-2017, 07:41 PM
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So my grandson from CT was down to visit with his mother. We had an easy breakfast and I was feeling pretty good. He and I went for a ride on the bike. Last stop was the Pireway boat ramp. A lovely spot on the Waccamaw River.
Feeling better pa pa? I am a happy camper Billy. You like camping too pa pa? Then he thought about it and asked if that was one of those old fashioned corny sayings like "cool" or "man" or "dude" or.... I said thats enough I get point. Sent from my Z818L using Tapatalk |
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05-04-2017, 09:16 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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eyeaaaah...
Had to explain the opening sequence to Get Smart to co-worker today. *all* was lost in the translation.
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