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09-24-2012, 12:27 PM
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I should 'splain this.
Minnie Pearl was a regular on a show called HeeHaw. She would sometimes appear with a group of old women, all working on a quilt. She would usually tell some humorous story. Once, in a short segment, she told the other women what became one of my all time favoritest jokes. She said she had a hen that laid square eggs, and talked. One of the women asked "What does she say?" Minnie replied "She says OUCH!!!" So...square egg.
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09-24-2012, 12:35 PM
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I remember HeeHaw.
It's amazing what they put on TV. Although when you think about it, HeeHaw is no worse than the stuff on TV now. |
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09-24-2012, 12:39 PM
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Better than a lot of it.
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09-24-2012, 12:41 PM
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I've just noticed that Cellartime and mytime are no longer the sametime. We used to be dead-on. Musta been the most recent Moment of Puter Woe in Toadville.
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10-21-2012, 03:57 PM
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10-31-2012, 04:22 PM
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From my personal archive:
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11-01-2012, 11:49 AM
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11-01-2012, 03:40 PM
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I'm afraid I'm not familiar with Bluebeard The Pirate...
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11-01-2012, 03:47 PM
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You're not?
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11-01-2012, 04:15 PM
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Oh. French folktale...
The only things I do French are kissing and tickling.
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11-11-2012, 02:06 AM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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11-14-2012, 10:16 AM
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11-14-2012, 10:26 AM
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01-23-2013, 12:32 PM
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01-23-2013, 05:47 PM
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