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squirell nutkin · 07-23-2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

Cat's Ashes Sold for over $1,200

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...ester-10730955

Seriously WTF are you going to do with them?

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Frisky, who won the role in 1990 after beating off competition from 5,000 other cats

Did that action take place in a cat house?

ZenGum · 07-22-2010, 11:21 PM

Ahh, the "bigger idiot" theory of business. Works nine times out of ten.

Shawnee123 · 07-29-2010, 10:02 AM

I hope this woman googles, finds this post, and reads it.

WHAT A FUCKING MORON!

Woman finds "cross" in potato chips. Yeah, stupid people find stupid stuff in stupid food all the time, but it was this comment that sealed the deal for me:

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"I don't know, it's either divine inspiration or some random rogue person that decided to stick it into the bag of chips. I don't know, but I think it's cool," Biezad said.

Idiot. Yeah, potato chips would never come out like that by themselves. Some rogue person...pffffft.

She's clever, too. She named it the Cross Chip. How the fuck did she come up with that? Sly girl.

It barely even looks like a cross. I hope she and her boyfriend who keeps joking he's going to take it out of the box and eat it never procreate.

Shawnee123 · 07-29-2010, 10:23 AM

Crap...why do guests keep viewing this?

I was kidding! I kid!

squirell nutkin · 07-29-2010, 11:10 PM

I see that shit all the time in potatoes, it's a defect caused by the potato growing too quickly. it's called "hollow heart".

That broad is a knuckle head.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-29-2010, 11:34 PM

Marva Drew typed every number from 1 to 1,000,000, because a teacher told her kid nobody could count from 1 to 1,000,000, and she didn't believe it.
It took her six years, and 2500 pages, but Guinness said no record because nobody watched her do it.

Cracked.com

Scriveyn · 07-30-2010, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Marva Drew typed every number from 1 to 1,000,000, because a teacher told her kid nobody could count from 1 to 1,000,000, and she didn't believe it.
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Reminds me of our IT manager we had end of the 1990s. We had created a new application and stored some 3.5 million customer records on the server database. He didn't believe it and wanted to see them scroll across the screen - now wait for it - right in front of an international audience of IT specialists who were there to see our application. Duh!

Pete Zicato · 08-24-2010, 10:19 AM

Woman puts cat in trash bin.

dmg1969 · 08-24-2010, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Woman puts cat in trash bin.

"Coventry Police have not arrested the woman because she has not committed a criminal offence."

They don't have a Cruelty to Animals charge in the UK?

And then you offer HER the protection? Kind of fucking backwards if you ask me.

Crimson Ghost · 07-30-2010, 01:54 AM

Bet there was a million other things she could have been doing.

Flint · 08-24-2010, 11:31 AM

Okay, WTF is a "wheelie bin" ??? . . . kthxbai

xoxoxoBruce · 08-24-2010, 11:34 AM

Trash can with wheels on it.

Sundae · 08-24-2010, 01:49 PM

The RSPCA will bring charges if they deem it worthwhile.
Isolated incidents wouldn't usually lead to prosecution in that the the cat was recovered alive and pretty much in good health.

Court appearances and fines are generally given to prolonged periods of abuse (starving animals who are flea-ridden, ill, with abcesses, living amogst their own filth with over/ inter-breeding etc)

And I do agree that she should be getting protection if she has received death threats.
I adore cats. If that had been Diz I would be incandescent with rage. But it's not worth the death of a human being.

Griff · 08-24-2010, 02:02 PM

http://watchfamilyguyonline.org/movi..._Dog_Gone.html

Pete Zicato · 08-25-2010, 01:56 PM

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UPPER MARLBORO, Md. (CN) - A man who was hurt in a car crash but was misidentified as a cancer patient claims security guards at Prince George's Hospital beat him up when he tried to leave the hospital to avoid chest surgery he didn't need - "to have a potentially cancerous mass removed from his chest." He adds that one guard repeatedly called him "bitch" as he roughed him up.

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07-22-2010, 11:21 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Ahh, the "bigger idiot" theory of business. Works nine times out of ten. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-29-2010, 10:23 AM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Crap...why do guests keep viewing this? I was kidding! I kid! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-29-2010, 11:10 PM	#5
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	I see that shit all the time in potatoes, it's a defect caused by the potato growing too quickly. it's called "hollow heart". That broad is a knuckle head. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

07-29-2010, 11:34 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Marva Drew typed every number from 1 to 1,000,000, because a teacher told her kid nobody could count from 1 to 1,000,000, and she didn't believe it. It took her six years, and 2500 pages, but Guinness said no record because nobody watched her do it. Cracked.com __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-24-2010, 10:19 AM	#8
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Woman puts cat in trash bin. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

07-30-2010, 01:54 AM	#10
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Bet there was a million other things she could have been doing. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-24-2010, 11:31 AM	#11
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Okay, WTF is a "wheelie bin" ??? . . . kthxbai __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-24-2010, 11:34 AM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Trash can with wheels on it. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-24-2010, 01:49 PM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The RSPCA will bring charges if they deem it worthwhile. Isolated incidents wouldn't usually lead to prosecution in that the the cat was recovered alive and pretty much in good health. Court appearances and fines are generally given to prolonged periods of abuse (starving animals who are flea-ridden, ill, with abcesses, living amogst their own filth with over/ inter-breeding etc) And I do agree that she should be getting protection if she has received death threats. I adore cats. If that had been Diz I would be incandescent with rage. But it's not worth the death of a human being.

08-24-2010, 02:02 PM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	http://watchfamilyguyonline.org/movi..._Dog_Gone.html __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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