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04-15-2013, 03:50 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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It might not be your hands that need washing...
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04-15-2013, 08:16 PM
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I keep my body clean...I bathe at least once a week.
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04-15-2013, 09:41 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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I mean it might not be YOUR hands that need washing.
The mm just finished a phase of wiping her ass on the shower curtain or almost anything other than toilet paper. There were a few instances of suspicious face cloths left where one would ordinarily expect a clean one. I told her to knock it off. We'll see.
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04-16-2013, 07:52 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Yesterday there was a guy standing by the road in a Guy Fawkes' mask with a giant cardboard sign that said "Honk if You Hate Taxes." It amused me because no one was honking, and he was getting really agitated trying to get people's attention at the stop light.
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04-16-2013, 08:28 AM
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That made me smile. I can totally picture it.
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04-16-2013, 08:42 AM
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"Honk if You Hate Texas." |
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04-16-2013, 09:10 AM
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We have fecal bacteria all over our bodies, really. You could have infected yourself in your sleep.
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04-17-2013, 12:46 AM
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Well, I did break my foot in my sleep...still haven't figured that one out...
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04-17-2013, 04:22 PM
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If it doesn't work, maybe you can get one of those rigid cone shaped collars for protecting a dog's ears from being scratched, and have her wear it as a skirt. Of course, that means you need to find alternate means of, well, you know. Still. Ew. Good luck.
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04-20-2013, 10:17 AM
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Got Bob Marley on the youtube for work background music.
Remembering college, playing this album over and over, and my roommate and I calling Redemption Song "The Damn Chim Song." Because it sort of sounded like The Damn Chim Song, and we envisioned Chim as being a fun-loving little monkey who was always getting into trouble. "Damn Chim...dammit Chim...look what you've done." Maybe you had to see it to be there. 
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04-20-2013, 12:18 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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TFIBHAW, try the Pig's Trotters!
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04-21-2013, 07:06 AM
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... with an imaginative ending
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04-22-2013, 02:20 PM
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Location: West Yorkshire
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Two things, both pretty childish.
Qestion on the quiz I watch every evening with the 'rents - some questions are harder than others and it's sometimes a case of speed over substance. "A stuffed crust pizza is usually filled with what?" Me and my poor hearing, and the fact the question was answered suitable fast made me swear he replied, "Jizz." The onther night, we had a Police helicopter circling overhead. Crime can happen anywhere of course, but we always immediately think of the Younfg Offenders institute up the road. Which has an evil repuutation within the prison community apparently. Anyway, Mum comes down in her nightie. "Can you hear that helicopter circling?" she says. "Yes," says I, "have you come to put the chain lock on?" "No," says my nosey mother, AND WALKS OUTSIDE IN HER NIGHTIE TO GET A BETTER LOOK!" "You'd be great in a horror film, Mum," I tell her, not unkindly. When she goes back to bed I put the chain lock on, double check the back door and draw down the kitchen blind. Just in case. It did make me giggle to myself though.
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04-22-2013, 05:54 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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Pretty funny.
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04-22-2013, 06:34 PM
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